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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At thjast, his sporran gave a twitch....
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Mad Welshie
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Out popped a weasel
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ello ello said wullie the weasel...
wots occurring 'ere then ??

women wtchin TV . . .men daein dirty things !!

It's time fer a clean up campaign.

Fer starters we can insist on Mad Wifie, Elel, Auntie, lissom Aliso to write 100 lines EVERY day on a subject specified daily by a differnet mannie  . . .

You can start it Xcouthy.  
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xcotters declined this brave offer and instead...
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

. . . . BoB stepped in and suggested that . . .
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Himself,Xcotty and Wee John should get together and...
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woo tha Ladies, but before they got a chance...........
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No The Fuhl Shillin says "Whars the Rest o' meh cheenge"?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Ah!", saus Eloise, "The doc said the change wid dae me guid!"
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Notatallsure looks up and being not at all sure gives a Eloise a wink.  
Waco decides to have wacko moment.  
Wee John starts aknocking his knees under his kilt
BoB does a highland jiggle with a fish
Mr Shillin decides to join the mad club
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mad Welshie takes off on her broom stick and fly's around the area shouting unknown phrases in Welsh.  BoB takes a gun and..............
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mad Welshie casts a spell on BoB and BoB turns into a fish  
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meanwhile in the FTS toilet, Notty had been locked in a cubicle.
The handle had broken off the door, from the inside.
He was shouting for help, when who walks in....... It was.....
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AlanP came in from the horse racing section
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All Pee(d) and went off tae get intae a row wi . . . . .
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no the full shillin
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anybody stupid to even listen to what he says...............
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BoB decides to woo everybody with some of his rather fishy card tricks
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which was a novelty in itself,
as everybody thought fish couldn't even hold cards....................
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But they were wrong . . . . . .
Because Allyson produced her kipper feet . . .first,
and it proceeded to pull ....
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Stephen into the water



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