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irritateddata
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | | Quote: | | that woman has stolen my body! |
Gie'in' yer mind a treat, eh, ID??? Hope it enjoyed it the delusion!
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she's knicked me bits! 
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Lord Blackadder
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| Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | she's knicked me bits! |
You can always sue for repossession! 
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Sidsnotwasere
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | You mean you would  any of them ... even if they were just two short steps away from  ???? 
You're certifiable, Sid!!!  |
I certainly am certifiable BA,the wife will vouch for me there.
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Sidsnotwasere
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| irritateddata wrote: | | sissy wrote: | Hey LB I am well under 50.  |
I'm over 50(inches) does me back in  |
You looked big in yon piccy j,so at least yer no telling porkies.
I've gone right off Fern Britton since she lost a lot up top,she doesn't seem as cheerful nowadays either.
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Silverfox
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | Listen ... I don't care how much silicon is in those things. It's not like I'm going to get the skank pregnant!!! 
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So you fire blanks then? |
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Lord Blackadder
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| Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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No ... but I'll wear a condom (or two) in case she isn't all that clean!!
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| Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Sidsnotwasere wrote: |
I've gone right off Fern Britton since she lost a lot up top,she doesn't seem as cheerful nowadays either. |
Depression is a side effect of what she had done. |
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Lord Blackadder
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| Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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Who is Ferne Britton???
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| Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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She is on This Morning on ITV1
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Lord Blackadder
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| Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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I never watch TV before 5pm. There's nothing on apart from the News!
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Sidsnotwasere
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| Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:18 am Post subject: |
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | | Who is Ferne Britton??? |
She's the woman who makes my legs turn to jelly.
Talking about Jelly,what do you think of this then?
Go on,dont be scared.
Scroll down to the 12 person orgy. 
http://hypedup.co.uk/more.html
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Lord Blackadder
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| Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:28 am Post subject: |
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Heck ... I'm into an orgy like that whenever I get the chance!
I blame Tom Baker!!!
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Sidsnotwasere
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| Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:39 am Post subject: |
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LMAO,oi BA,did you really open the link?
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Lord Blackadder
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Yes. Wasn't I supposed to??? 
Like I said ... I blame Tom Baker. He always had them with him!!! Didn't he? 
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Posted it on another site,naebody will open it in case it's porno,sheeeswh. 
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Lord Blackadder
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They must know you. I don't ... so ... what does that say about me??
And what's wrong with a bit of porn?? My oldest nephew (22) says anyone who says they never look at, or have never looked at porn ... is a liar!
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Sidsnotwasere
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.... they do know me.
Yep,your nephew is correct.
A recent survey (well last year) asked 100 men and 100 women if they had ever looked at porn on the net,82% of men said they did and 69% of women did so as well,and i think if we are honest about it,most folk will admit to viewing them at some time in their life.
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Lord Blackadder
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| Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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yes ... but they don't enjoy it!
On the other hand ... I do ... frequently!!!
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| Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | yes ... but they don't enjoy it!
On the other hand ... I do ... frequently!!! |
I don't see anything wrong with four people in love...nice!  |
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Sidsnotwasere
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I guess it all depends on who the 4 are Tommy.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Whatever happened to Lord Blackadder anyway? |
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notatallsure
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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Drummed out the House of Lards
...expenses scandal! |
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maria143
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| Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | | Quote: | | I'm quite certain the females on FTS are a sexy lot |
Crawling?? Damn right you are!!! There's none of them under 50!!! 
Still ....... maybe you're easy pleased!!! |
I am....
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| Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | | No ... but I'll wear a condom (or two) in case she isn't all that clean!! |
"In Case"....ok....
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