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eloise
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 Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:11 pm Post subject: Kerry Katona |
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What a joke !!!!!!
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WACOlives
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| Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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What she needs is a GOOD man.......
GET IN THERE SIDNEE 
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catpurr
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| Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 5:23 am Post subject: |
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| A good boot in the arse is what she needs |
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Annie Doll
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| Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 7:25 am Post subject: |
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| catpurr wrote: | | A good boot in the arse is what she needs |
aye , that's more like it ! 
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Xcotty
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| Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 2:04 am Post subject: |
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I'll have her if no-one else minds?
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Xcotty
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| Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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Looks like no-one else minds then, she's mine, all mine. 
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| Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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Aye, yeh can have her  |
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Xcotty
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Magic, I'm a bit skint, so she can buy me dinner, and get me drunk.
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rickyross3359
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| Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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| If that freak is buying you dinner bet it will be from Iceland |
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WACOlives
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| Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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You'd be lucky tae eat onything Costly....
She'd 'av scoffed the lot afore she got back fae Iceland !!
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Xcotty
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| Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:15 am Post subject: |
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She'd probably scoff all the wine too.
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Summer_08
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| Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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I feel sorry for her
When she had the liposuction there was 14 stone of useless fat they should have got rid of - her husband.... 
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Xcotty
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She's got awfy nice brown eyes.
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notatallsure
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| Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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..and big bumpy bits!!  |
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Xcotty
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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Yup, indeed she does Notty.
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Xcotty
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I like bumpy bits, dinna like creases though, like Camilla's neck.
Her neck looks like a crumpled bin bag. 
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rickyross3359
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| Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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Camila suits Charles very well though mmm very deserving of each other. See Kerry has now been fired by Iceland over the snorting of coke. That's another 250,000 she has lost out on.  |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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| rickyross3359 wrote: | | Camila suits Charles very well though mmm very deserving of each other. |
AYE! Both with the same type of looks |
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Xcotty
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| Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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If I tried to snort coke, I would drown.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:30 am Post subject: |
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| Would give you a very sticky nose |
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rickyross3359
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Would you snort it through a 20 pound note though Xcotty. |
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Xcotty
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| Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:10 am Post subject: |
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What is this £20 note, you speak of Ricky?
Is that the big purple one, or is that something else entirely?
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rickyross3359
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| Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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I think Kerry has experience with big purple ones.  |
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Xcotty
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| Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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Och, see now, I really want to meet her.
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