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Wee John
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:59 am    Post subject: Any qualms? Reply with quote

The district attorney was cross-examining the murderess on the witness stand.

"And so after you had poisoned the coffee and your husband sat at the breakfast table partaking of the fatal dosage, didn't you feel any qualms?
Didn't you feel the slightest pity for him knowing that he was about to die and was wholly unconscious of it?"

"Yes," she answered.
"Come to think of it...there was just a moment when I sort of felt sorry for him."

"And, when was that?"

"When he asked for the second cup."




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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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