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eloise
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 Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Sidsnotwasere wrote: | Talkin bout Riley,PC Riley sees Pat doin 100 mph doon the motorway,pulls him up and sez "Pat,blow into this wee bag to be sure."
Pat blows in and PC Riley sez "Yer miles over the legal limit Pat,yer pissed."
"Now tell me oshifer,how can i be pissed,did ye no see me having to evade all dem trees back der,i had to steer roight,left,left roight,roight again,doze trees were everywhere so dae were."
"Pat,for God sakes,doze werent trees back der,dat was yer green fragrance tree on yer mirror,yer drunk." |
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