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Lord Blackadder
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 Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:30 am Post subject: |
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Carol's "good reputation" is all in her head ... where it's getting very lonely for lack of company! 
I suspect many of you peasants are a bit like that!
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Carol
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| Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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BA at his best.
Zaf I think I should get points for the amount of wildlife I avoid when I'm driving! 
the hedgehog was the second splat in months, the first was a rabbit i tried to dodge then it run back into my path!
as for haggis could dress BA up as one and take potshots at him |
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Lord Blackadder
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| Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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What about the other three (former) life-forms presently under the rhubarb patch??
Do you want points for them???
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| Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:07 am Post subject: |
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what the goldfish and the cockatiel  |
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Lord Blackadder
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| Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:08 am Post subject: |
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Make that FIVE!!!
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Zaf
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| Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:45 am Post subject: |
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as for haggis could dress BA up as one and take potshots at him |
sounds an excellent idea, could we put him in the stocks first and throw rotten eggs at him?
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Lord Blackadder
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| Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | sounds an excellent idea, could we put him in the stocks first and throw rotten eggs at him? |
Oh ye gods ... not another one with poor grammar skills!!! 
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Zaf
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| Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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what do you expect from a peasant?
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Lord Blackadder
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| Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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An educated peasant???
Too much to hope for I see.
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Zaf
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| Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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its important to allow our masters to think of us as uneducated, it lulls them into a false sense of security 
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Xcotty
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| Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:59 pm Post subject: |
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This has got to be the thread of the year. 
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Lord Blackadder
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| Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:50 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | its important to allow our masters to think of us as uneducated, it lulls them into a false sense of security |
Zaf ... because you are a lowly peasant, you have no idea what a real education is. Believe me ... our aristocratic sensibilities are not fooled by the imagined ravings of the mob mentality we have carefully instilled into you serfs over the centuries.
You are what we allow you to think you are.
Why else do you think this country has never had the same kind of revolution as other countries in the past???
We gave you democracy ....
Now excuse me while I go into a fit of hysterical laughter over that one!!!
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Lord Blackadder
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Xcotty ... you need to get out more.
May I suggest you get out of a plane without a parachute at 20,000 feet and take a few other posters with you in the highest bungee jump ever performed by a group.
I'll get the Guiness Records people on to it.
Try and forget to attach the bungee. I could do with a good laugh!
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | Xcotty ... you need to get out more.
May I suggest you get out of a plane without a parachute at 20,000 feet and take a few other posters with you in the highest bungee jump ever performed by a group.
I'll get the Guiness Records people on to it.
Try and forget to attach the bungee. I could do with a good laugh! |
Dear oh dear LB!
Do you still imagine you live on a higher plane than us then?
(pun intented)
If you think that some of our posters might accept your challenge as above, then you might end up talking to yourself.
....You do that already.
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Lord Blackadder
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Allan ... why is your pun in a tent???
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I'm scared of planes Lordy B. 
But I did jump off my garden shed once.
I tried using my jacket as a parachute, but it didn't open in time.
I landed in a carrot patch. I found a carrot, which looked remarkably like you.
I fed it to Oscar, our pet Donkey.
I suppose you could say, an Ass ate an Ass?
Who said the law is an ass?
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | | Allan ... why is your pun in a tent??? |
I'm trying to canvas a worthwhile opinion. 
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Lord Blackadder
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| Quote: | | I'm trying to canvas a worthwhile opinion. |
That's just TOO camp for words!!!
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:08 am Post subject: |
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Now Now...dinna get too intents now folks. 
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| Xcotty wrote: | | Now Now...dinna get too intents now folks. |
There are far too many "camp followers" here to answer or to suggest any solution to my original question.
But it's just a bit of fun anyway, I suppose.
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Lord Blackadder
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I don't HAVE to win the lottery ...
I have a large portfolio and my investments are doing very well, thank you! And before any of you ask ... I'm NOT a philanthropist and I don't do "charity"!!!
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