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| sandylady wrote: | Hello Boys
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But can you cook, clean and look after me?
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| Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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Of course I can, But what do I get in return?
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| Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:20 am Post subject: Re: Loving Female wanted. |
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| maria143 wrote: | | AllanP wrote: | Female wanted.
Must be able to cook, clean my house, do the laundry and ironing, and wait on me hand and foot.
She must have a good income and be self-supporting.
She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable.
She must be intelligent, be able to converse on a variety of subjects and above all be presentable and preferrably aged between 30 and 40 years old with no ties. Those stipulations could be relaxed slightly though for the right person.
Shooting at the moon? You can bet I am.
But if I don't ask, I'll never find out. |
"Shooting for the moon"...No, just asking for what you want...You were a little delusional right about here.."She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable."
Have you tried the online or the paper...? I have a friend that found her current boyfriend on eharmony or one of them....
Try it...or mail order a bride, I believe it is still being done... |
Mail order? Bloody hell, I'm too skint to even rent one, never mind buy one....  |
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| Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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| sandylady wrote: | | Of course I can, But what do I get in return? |
Well, apart from doing a job well done and personal satisfaction by you helping me out by being a nice caring person and perhaps by maybe contributing somewhat to this thread.
There are far too many well meaning males and females out who are feeling lonely and who might be helped by the attentions of a caring female or male.
You females are all an inigma to me though, and it's a never ending battle that we guys try throughout our lives to understand without ever managing to do so.
I myself reckon that males are sexually minded (if not active) until aged 70 or even more.
Females are only thinking along those lines until maybe 40 or so.
They then are starting to think about " Isn't about time we decorated the living room, or what shoiuld I get for dinner."
What a pity we are still so divided by wants and needs.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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| AllanP wrote: | | sandylady wrote: | | Of course I can, But what do I get in return? |
Well, apart from doing a job well done and personal satisfaction by you helping me out by being a nice caring person and perhaps by maybe contributing somewhat to this thread.
There are far too many well meaning males and females out who are feeling lonely and who might be helped by the attentions of a caring female or male.
You females are all an inigma to me though, and it's a never ending battle that we guys try throughout our lives to understand without ever managing to do so.
I myself reckon that males are sexually minded (if not active) until aged 70 or even more.
Females are only thinking along those lines until maybe 40 or so.
They then are starting to think about " Isn't about time we decorated the living room, or what shoiuld I get for dinner."
What a pity we are still so divided by wants and needs. |
I'm over 40, my sex drive is still in full working order, sadly I can't find a fella to drive with
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| Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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| AllanP wrote: | | sandylady wrote: | | Of course I can, But what do I get in return? |
Well, apart from doing a job well done and personal satisfaction by you helping me out by being a nice caring person and perhaps by maybe contributing somewhat to this thread.
There are far too many well meaning males and females out who are feeling lonely and who might be helped by the attentions of a caring female or male.
You females are all an inigma to me though, and it's a never ending battle that we guys try throughout our lives to understand without ever managing to do so.
I myself reckon that males are sexually minded (if not active) until aged 70 or even more.
Females are only thinking along those lines until maybe 40 or so.
They then are starting to think about " Isn't about time we decorated the living room, or what shoiuld I get for dinner."
What a pity we are still so divided by wants and needs. |
Oh you poor man...you wouldn't be able to keep up with me....and I'm over 40 too...
Wait...!...Who told you it ends at 40...?
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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| maria143 wrote: | | AllanP wrote: | | sandylady wrote: | | Of course I can, But what do I get in return? |
Well, apart from doing a job well done and personal satisfaction by you helping me out by being a nice caring person and perhaps by maybe contributing somewhat to this thread.
There are far too many well meaning males and females out who are feeling lonely and who might be helped by the attentions of a caring female or male.
You females are all an inigma to me though, and it's a never ending battle that we guys try throughout our lives to understand without ever managing to do so.
I myself reckon that males are sexually minded (if not active) until aged 70 or even more.
Females are only thinking along those lines until maybe 40 or so.
They then are starting to think about " Isn't about time we decorated the living room, or what shoiuld I get for dinner."
What a pity we are still so divided by wants and needs. |
Oh you poor man...you wouldn't be able to keep up with me....and I'm over 40 too...
Wait...!...Who told you it ends at 40...? |
Why do you ask? Surely that is common knowledge.
18 to perhaps the middle 30's is the most common age of females wanting a man for purely a fun time, after that they just want to have a comfortable house where thay can live, a back garden, a dog or a daft cat, and somewhere they can blether with past school friends about that guy they used to run around with.
I may be an old sceptic and a little suspicious, but that is the general impression I get.
Before you ask me though. Yes! I was married once, so maybe I was just unlucky with my marriage, but I have a son and daughter and 3 lovely grandchildren, and although it helps, it still rankles that my ex lost interest in all I've said after the age of 40.
Are there any guys who can relate to this scenario?
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| Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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| AllanP wrote: | | maria143 wrote: | | AllanP wrote: | | sandylady wrote: | | Of course I can, But what do I get in return? |
Well, apart from doing a job well done and personal satisfaction by you helping me out by being a nice caring person and perhaps by maybe contributing somewhat to this thread.
There are far too many well meaning males and females out who are feeling lonely and who might be helped by the attentions of a caring female or male.
You females are all an inigma to me though, and it's a never ending battle that we guys try throughout our lives to understand without ever managing to do so.
I myself reckon that males are sexually minded (if not active) until aged 70 or even more.
Females are only thinking along those lines until maybe 40 or so.
They then are starting to think about " Isn't about time we decorated the living room, or what shoiuld I get for dinner."
What a pity we are still so divided by wants and needs. |
Oh you poor man...you wouldn't be able to keep up with me....and I'm over 40 too...
Wait...!...Who told you it ends at 40...? |
Why do you ask? Surely that is common knowledge.
18 to perhaps the middle 30's is the most common age of females wanting a man for purely a fun time, after that they just want to have a comfortable house where thay can live, a back garden, a dog or a daft cat, and somewhere they can blether with past school friends about that guy they used to run around with.
I may be an old sceptic and a little suspicious, but that is the general impression I get.
Before you ask me though. Yes! I was married once, so maybe I was just unlucky with my marriage, but I have a son and daughter and 3 lovely grandchildren, and although it helps, it still rankles that my ex lost interest in all I've said after the age of 40.
Are there any guys who can relate to this scenario? |
I don't know any...our group (hanging out, vacation, clubbing)we are starting to have fun now
The cab in Puerto Barbados...
I married at 19...three kids before 26...Marriage didn't work (ok I didn't love him anymore) boybfriend (x) was 19 years so yes there are men out there related to this...I was 26 and he was 45...was with him for eight years....  no complaints...he was yummy...
I just turned 42 and everyone above is over 40 with exception of the kids and two of my friends but they are38 and 39...and my x siter inlaw who 47 (sitting by my sister, she has no glasses on)and has a new boyfriend now...So Allen, there are women out there that stop at 40...
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| Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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| BoB wrote: | WoW!!! 
What you waiting for AllanP?
Lovely lot of ladies there. 
What they all doing Saturday night?  |
I'm hoping to live to a ripe old age and not being sexed to oblivion.
Wait a minute! Well, maybe I could be tempted.
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| Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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| AllanP wrote: | | BoB wrote: | WoW!!!
What you waiting for AllanP?
Lovely lot of ladies there.
What they all doing Saturday night? |
I'm hoping to live to a ripe old age and not being sexed to oblivion.
Wait a minute! Well, maybe I could be tempted. |
 Your missing the point....Do they look like they do not or want to have sex...? They are 40 and over....with exception of 2 (in one pic)...and there are few there that probably wouldn't ask you your name... 
It's not the age....
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| Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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| maria143 wrote: | | AllanP wrote: | | BoB wrote: | WoW!!!
What you waiting for AllanP?
Lovely lot of ladies there.
What they all doing Saturday night? |
I'm hoping to live to a ripe old age and not being sexed to oblivion.
Wait a minute! Well, maybe I could be tempted. |
Your missing the point....Do they look like they do not or want to have sex...? They are 40 and over....with exception of 2 (in one pic)...and there are few there that probably wouldn't ask you your name...
It's not the age.... |
As much as I enjoy reading your so enthusiastic temptings Maria, I have to say that the photo's you showed might indicate at least to me anyway that they mostly all belong exclusively to the "18 - 30's" type of people on a fun holiday.
That added to the fact that you appear to live in Florida, suggests that although they are superb specimens of womanhood, they are more likely inclined somehow to want more fun than I could honestly offer.
I am divorced and have two grown up children and three grandchildren.
I married a woman 12 years my junior and it didn't work out sadly.
But thanks for your input anyway, I really appreciate it.
Someone much closer to home in Scotland would be much better.
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Hummmm!
Fit age group were you looking for AllanP?
Would you prefer a married divorced woman with a high, low sex drive or one with a good bank balance or one that would just worship the ground you walk on.
The latter may be difficult if not impossible to find!
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| Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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| AllanP wrote: | | maria143 wrote: | | AllanP wrote: | | BoB wrote: | WoW!!!
What you waiting for AllanP?
Lovely lot of ladies there.
What they all doing Saturday night? |
I'm hoping to live to a ripe old age and not being sexed to oblivion.
Wait a minute! Well, maybe I could be tempted. |
Your missing the point....Do they look like they do not or want to have sex...? They are 40 and over....with exception of 2 (in one pic)...and there are few there that probably wouldn't ask you your name...
It's not the age.... |
As much as I enjoy reading your so enthusiastic temptings Maria, I have to say that the photo's you showed might indicate at least to me anyway that they mostly all belong exclusively to the "18 - 30's" type of people on a fun holiday.
That added to the fact that you appear to live in Florida, suggests that although they are superb specimens of womanhood, they are more likely inclined somehow to want more fun than I could honestly offer.
I am divorced and have two grown up children and three grandchildren.
I married a woman 12 years my junior and it didn't work out sadly.
But thanks for your input anyway, I really appreciate it.
Someone much closer to home in Scotland would be much better. |
You know what your talking about... .... ...
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I just want someone who cares.
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