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Wee John
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:53 am    Post subject: goin' fishin' Reply with quote

I finally got around to goin' fishin' this morning but after a while I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth.
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without gettin' bit.
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishin' with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.  
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fishers always tell tall tails  
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Wee John
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BoB wrote:
Fishers always tell tall tails  



Is that richt BoB ?      



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