You missed a guid one there then Wee man _________________ Russian roulette is not the same without a gun, and baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun...........
Bob can do whatever he wants, he can do NO wrong in my eyes _________________ Russian roulette is not the same without a gun, and baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun...........
Every time I open this thread and see that it has grown even more, I have a really good chuckle, you daft lot.
Xcotty, I'll pm you a whole packet of custard creams - but you can't have the chocolate that my son brought for me this evening. _________________ THE REFUGEES
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Every time I open this thread and see that it has grown even more, I have a really good chuckle, you daft lot.
Xcotty, I'll pm you a whole packet of custard creams - but you can't have the chocolate that my son brought for me this evening.
DANGER ALERT.
You thought scientific studies couldn’t get any sillier, some bright spark decides to publish a paper on the top ten most dangerous biscuits.
“But Yak, this is preposterous! How could one possibly come to grief over a simple biscuit?” I hear you shout. I, too am struggling to come to terms with this, but apparently accidents can and do happen, as evidenced by this baffling new study.
How many times have you been in the unfortunate situation of injuring yourself with a biscuit? Well, ten percent of Britons have actually chipped a tooth on a sweet treat, and yet more have choked on crumbs or poked themselves in the eye with the humble biccie.
Using The Biscuit Injury Threat Evaluation method, scientists compiled a list of the most dangerous biscuits known to man, monkey or even small rodent. Perennial favourite the Custard Cream, garnering a rating of 5.63 on the danger scale, was found to be most hazardous by a long shot.
Now, you’d have thought the most dangerous of treats would be the Chunky Kit Kat left in the fridge overnight, or even the Toblerone, which is impossible to eat without mortally wounding yourself. Surely the Custard Cream is a relatively safe biscuit?
Once again, I am dumbfounded: the only reason I could possibly muster is that people struggle to prevent them from falling into their cups of scalding hot tea, resulting in mildly burned fingers. This is a recognisable and significant problem, and the only real way I can envisage sane people hurting themselves over a Custard Cream.
Fourth on the list with a danger level of 3.74 is the Kit Kat, or other similar wafer biscuit. I could see how this would be dangerous, with its long, thin shape making it the prime candidate to be accidentally shoved up your nose. Once again, though, you’d have to either be blind drunk or pretty incompetent to miss your mouth.
The safest of all biscuits is the Jaffa Cake, hardly surprising considering it isn’t even a biscuit at all, rather a cake. This has been proven by numerous studies far sillier than the one described in this post. _________________ Life isn't about how many breaths you take but by how many people you leave breathless.
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