| Archive for FTS |
| Mad Welshie |
World's first cloned camel unveiled in DubaiInjaz, or Achievement, was unveiled to the world alongside her surrogate mother five days after being born at the city's Camel Reproduction Centre."This is the first time scientists have cloned a camel calf," the scientific director of the central veterinary research laboratory, Dr Ulrich Wernery, said. "She is a healthy female." Story Here |
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| BoB |
One hump or two? 
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| Xcotty |
Do Camels taste like chicken? | ||||
| Sidsnotwasere |
Nope,they taste like Penny Camels. 
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| Xcotty |
Do they? Don't want one now then.
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| BoB |
I thought you smoked camels?
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| Mad Welshie |
You mean these BoB |
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| BoB |
That's the ones, with your picture on tha front 
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| Xcotty |
BoB......RUN VERY FAST BUD, SHE'LL GETCHA FOR THAT.
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| Mad Welshie |
   I though you was my mate! 
Your spot on there. 
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| BoB |
I'm so scared, just shakin in my boots
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| Mad Welshie |
So you should be
I coming to skelp your naughty, cheeky person, soon.
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| eloise |
Look out Bob she has a whip !!
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| Mad Welshie |
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| BoB |
Oh lovely, I shall look forward to that  
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| Mad Welshie |
I suppose you like the high heels, stocking and a bit of leather 
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| Sidsnotwasere |
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssssssssssssssss. 
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| Mad Welshie |
Little pressie for Sid!
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| BoB |
And don't forget the latex and the baby oil  
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| Mad Welshie |
I am not coming over there to give you a massage
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| BoB |
HUMPH! | ||||
| Mad Welshie |
I am sure these two will oblige
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| Sidsnotwasere |
Boobs are too small MWL.
Now if it was Chelsea Charms,mmmm. |
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| Mad Welshie |
What size do you need Sid?
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| Sidsnotwasere |
44DD Minimum.
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| Xcotty |
I need to get new spex, thought that was Pete Burns, for a mo.
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| Mad Welshie |
I will ask the local Plastic Surgeon when he can fit you in.
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| BoB |
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| Mad Welshie |
Sid I can get you an appointment this week - are you still interested?
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| Mad Welshie |
I take it from the lack of response the answer is no.
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| Mad Welshie |
What about you Mr Shillin, I could get you mates rate Would love an answer from you to this?
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