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Mad Welshie

Wee John

Watch out Wee John is about.     Only joking.

Welcome tae FTS.  Hope you like it here and post some of your wonderful jokes.        
BoB

Hi Wee John,

Great tae see yeh here  
Mad Welshie

Indeed,  Best person around xx  
Wee John

Tah for the welcome.  

Awah tih hae a look aroond now.    
Mad Welshie

Wee John wrote:
Tah for the welcome.  

Awah tih hae a look aroond now.    


You are in good company.  Not so sure about BoB.  Must be careful as he is the Boss when Xcotty is not  here.   Wow I understand Doric.    Mr Shillin needs some competition        
Wee John

oops ehm awah already the BOSS wants to go now and see the new Star Trek movie so see yi later.
Annie Doll

Hope you enjoy the movie - I saw it on Saturday - great stuff !
eloise

Hi John, a warm welcome
BoB

Mad Welshie wrote:
Indeed,  Best person around xx  


Right, that's it!!!!

           
eloise

Calm down Bob I love ya
BoB

eloise wrote:
Calm down Bob I love ya


eloise

BoB wrote:
eloise wrote:
Calm down Bob I love ya




That's more like it my love xxx
Wee John

Annie Doll wrote:
Hope you enjoy the movie - I saw it on Saturday - great stuff !



Yep loved it and tih my surprise Janette (The Wife, sometimes called The Boss) who came along just to keep me company (No a Trekkie   ) loved it as well and said that she was totally surprised, as she was not looking forward to going.              
eloise

Wee John wrote:
Annie Doll wrote:
Hope you enjoy the movie - I saw it on Saturday - great stuff !



Yep loved it and tih my surprise Janette (The Wife, sometimes called The Boss) who came along just to keep me company (No a Trekkie   ) loved it as well and said that she was totally surprised, as she was not looking forward to going.              



REEEEEEEEESULT !!!
BoB

Wee John wrote:


Yep loved it and tih my surprise Janette (The Wife, sometimes called The Boss) who came along just to keep me company (No a Trekkie   ) loved it as well and said that she was totally surprised, as she was not looking forward to going.    


We will convert her yet  
Wee John

eloise wrote:
Wee John wrote:
Annie Doll wrote:
Hope you enjoy the movie - I saw it on Saturday - great stuff !



Yep loved it and tih my surprise Janette (The Wife, sometimes called The Boss) who came along just to keep me company (No a Trekkie   ) loved it as well and said that she was totally surprised, as she was not looking forward to going.              



REEEEEEEEESULT !!!



Wir baith smiling.      
Sidsnotwasere

YO John.
Wee John

Braw welcome,  tah a body.              
Silverfox

Hello Wee John - Welshie gave you an exit pass then?  
Mad Welshie

Silverfox wrote:
Hello Wee John - Welshie gave you an exit pass then?  


Who     MOI    
BoB

I'll skelp Mad Welshies erse    
Mad Welshie

Did someone hear that buzzing noise?      

BoB you have been saying that for months now and I am still waiting    

I think I need a word with the boss, Xcotty where are you BoB is picking on a poor wee lass.          
BoB

               

As if!!
Mad Welshie

That shut you up.        
BoB

 

Gone totally bonkers!!!!!   so she has!!!!  
eloise

BoB wrote:
 

Gone totally bonkers!!!!!   so she has!!!!  



Bob my love quit while you are ahead  
BoB

I'm always ahead of Welshie  

But I may call a truce!  
Wee John

Mad Welshie wrote:
That shut you up.        



Mad ain why ir yoo aye picking on pare BoB wha trehs tih be nice tih you ?

Sometimes wae just no answering yi,  but ah he gets nothin but abuse!  

Eh just dinna understand yoo sometimes.  

But he did say that that wid happen wae you bein Mad an a' that.                
Xcotty

It's good to meet you young John, have fun pal.
Wee John

Tah Xcotty.

(HeHeHe Ehm in noo, the Admin spoke tih me personally.)                
Mad Welshie

you behave now Wee John  
Wee John

Mad Welshie wrote:
you behave now Wee John  




Wha ME?                


Ehm always  weel behaved ask BoB.        
Mad Welshie

Is that a bribe I detect Wee John?  I know you to well        
Wee John

Mad Welshie wrote:
Is that a bribe I detect Wee John?  I know you to well        



Hmmmm, if eh didnae ken you eh wid be insultit wae that remark!  

But seein as eh ken you, eh ken that insultin me is beyond your capabilities.            
BoB

Wee John wrote:
Mad Welshie wrote:
Is that a bribe I detect Wee John?  I know you to well        



Hmmmm, if eh didnae ken you eh wid be insultit wae that remark!  

But seein as eh ken you, eh ken that insultin me is beyond your capabilities.            


   
Mad Welshie

   
Lady of Kincavel

A belated welcome from me too John.
Wee John

Lady of Kincavel wrote:
A belated welcome from me too John.



      Tah yir Ladyship.    
Xcotty

Wee John wrote:
Tah Xcotty.

(HeHeHe Ehm in noo, the Admin spoke tih me personally.)                


     

Good to see you here John, but I'm not really an admin.
BoB, does all the work on this wee board, I just pester him, and runaway.
Wee John

Xcotty wrote:

Good to see you here John, but I'm not really an admin.
BoB, does all the work on this wee board, I just pester him, and runaway.



  Yoo must be tellin me, that yoor a freend o' Welshie then?

Ohhhh pare BoB.            
Xcotty

I've heard talk of the woman, around these parts John.
I think I bumped into her once, in Tesco's, but I canny be sure.

Hang on, did you say Welshie?

I thought you were talking about Dawn French.
Wee John

Xcotty wrote:
I've heard talk of the woman, around these parts John.
I think I bumped into her once, in Tesco's, but I canny be sure.

Hang on, did you say Welshie?

I thought you were talking about Dawn French.



Nah eh dinna think The Vicar of Dibley wid pass for oor Welshie ir vise versa.    

The only thing that they hae in comman is thir fae that Welsh place,    jings canna think o' it name
ken its a pert o' GB tho.          
Mad Welshie

     
Xcotty

I love Dawn French, she is funny, and cuddly with it, perfection.

Canny stand her husband though, he's way too loud.

Dear Miss W..... Is Dawn French frae Wales?
Wee John

Xcotty wrote:
I love Dawn French, she is funny, and cuddly with it, perfection.

Canny stand her husband though, he's way too loud.

Dear Miss W..... Is Dawn French frae Wales?




Check oot this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawn_French  

Loved her in Vicar of Dibley.          

 
Mad Welshie

   Oh NO!!!    
Wee John

Mad Welshie wrote:
   Oh NO!!!    



Eh another daft Welsh wummin.      
Mad Welshie

Eh might be mad but not a daft wummin        
Wee John

Mad Welshie wrote:
Eh might be mad but not a daft wummin        



Ach did eh say daft.      

     Meant tih say Mad, but eh guess it taks ain tih ken ain, aye.          
Mad Welshie

Wee John wrote:
Mad Welshie wrote:
Eh might be mad but not a daft wummin        



Ach did eh say daft.      

     Meant tih say Mad, but eh guess it taks ain tih ken ain, aye.          


Aye Aye captain Wee John      
Wee John

Mad Welshie wrote:


Aye Aye captain Wee John      



Jings eh've been promoted!      

   Captain o' whut tho?      
Mad Welshie

Captain of Copper pipes        
Wee John

Mad Welshie wrote:
Captain of Copper pipes        


OH Thank goad, eh thocht it micht be the Bagpipes.      
BoB

How do you play copper bagpipes?






































































Very badly      
Wee John

Eh beg your egg.............a guid plumber kin mak music wae guid copper pipes.            
BoB

Wee John wrote:
Eh beg your egg.............a guid plumber kin mak music wae guid copper pipes.            


De yeh ken o' onay good plumbers?  

   
Wee John

BoB wrote:
Wee John wrote:
Eh beg your egg.............a guid plumber kin mak music wae guid copper pipes.            


De yeh ken o' onay good plumbers?  

   


Nah no stull workin, were a' retired.              

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