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The Newfoundland DoctorThe Newfoundland Doctor
A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
'Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients'.
'Yes, sir!' answers Garge.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
'So, Garge, how was your day?'
Garge told him that he took care of three patients.
'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir' says Garge.
'Bravo, bravo!
You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts:
'HELP ME! 'HELP ME!
For five years I have not seen any man'.
'Lard tunderin' Jesus, Garge, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
'I put drops in her eyes.'
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