The Moose

Woodside Wullie · The Moose

Some loon wants tae introduce auld time animals back tae Scotland, like wolves, but we got rid o' The Wolf o' Badenoch years ago but that's another issue.

Anyway, if the Moose is introduced again and being a bittie bigger than oor local bambies it will be easier to shoot. Once it’s deid hang it for aboot 7-14 days while dusting it with ground ginger and pepper to keep off the flies. Examine it every day, and dust again with ginger and pepper, and then give it a good wash before using. Cook as for bambi venison.

However, Scotland is oor country and shouldnae be allowed to be some plaything for rich kids.

BoB

Yep, I have argued this before and there is now not enough space to have these animals here now.

I don't have a problem if he wants them on his estate, but it will have to be triple fenced.

There will have to be no public access either as it will lead to disaster.

BoB

I don't see a problem with some species like Reindeer.
Some other species that were here like Red Kite etc, I don't have any problems with, but these dangerous animals is not on.

To be honest, I would shoot them on site!

Guest

Where's he gonnae get the cheese to feed the moose?

BoB

Just take aff my trainers

mwl

oh good now I know where to get the cheese topping for my pizzas