Lady of Kincavel
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The Beckhams.Can't stand that thong wearing wanna be a man or his egotistical, publicity seeking, empty headed wife, Victoria. Bin them please
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Mad Welshie
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 Well put
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Sidsnotwasere
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Bro in Orlando says that he is more popular with the males than the females,more so in S.F.
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Lady of Kincavel
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Jade GoodyJade Goody is just soooo awful. arrgh
Just what does it NOT take to be considered a celebrity these days.
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Farrah
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Ooooohhhh, you can't bin Becks! He's gorgeous! 
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Xcotty
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Victoria has a hell of a long neck, and an alien face. 
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Farrah
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I think she's cute. She's awfy wee though. 
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Xcotty
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She would need a bit more meat on her bones, afore I fancied her.
She's way too skinny, she looks ill.
I prefer Sporty, she can actually sing too. 
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Farrah
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Was it you that got her preggers then? 
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Xcotty
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| Farrah wrote: | | Was it you that got her preggers then? |
Preggers??? NO
Damn, dinna want her now. 
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Farrah
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Chuck her in the sin bin along with Victoria then. That's two Spice Girls down, three to go.
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Lord Blackadder
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I say let all those people (except Jade Goody) out ... and then Sin Bin YOU lot instead! Bloody jealous whining peasants!!! 
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Farrah
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How dare you Bladder! You think I'm jealous of that Beckham woman? Just coz she wakes up next to DB every morning? Rubbish!
And who you callin' a pheasant?
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Lord Blackadder
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Bladder???
| Quote: | | And who you callin' a pheasant? |
The word you were grasping for is PEASANT! 
You're not the quickest bunny in the forest, are you??
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Farrah
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Sorry for calling you Bladder, my Lord.
I must have dyselxai. Actually, I thought DNA stood for the National Dyslexia Association. 
Now what were you saying about bunnies and pheasants? Are you an animal lover my Lord?
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Lord Blackadder
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I like shooting them, if that's what you mean!
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Farrah
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As long as you eat them too, my Lord. Waste not, want not.
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Lord Blackadder
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I'm vegetarian!
I sell the carcasses to my local butcher.
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Farrah
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I'm shocked Slack Bladder! You can't be a veggie if you kill animals!
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Perisphere
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| Farrah wrote: | Sorry for calling you Bladder, my Lord.
I must have dyselxai. Actually, I thought DNA stood for the National Dyslexia Association.
Now what were you saying about bunnies and pheasants? Are you an animal lover my Lord? |
You're no' dysexual!
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Lord Blackadder
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I'm severely tempted to shoot the above two posters on the grounds of extreme provocation!!!
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Xcotty
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I used to have a blue hat you know.
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Mad Welshie
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| Farrah wrote: | | I'm shocked Slack Bladder! You can't be a veggie if you kill animals! |
he is probably referring to using the carcasses as a feed supplement for the so-called peasant population 
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Mad Welshie
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| Xcotty wrote: | | I used to have a blue hat you know. |
What happened to it 
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Xcotty
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Dunno? I canny find it anywhere?
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Perisphere
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | | I'm severely tempted to shoot the above two posters on the grounds of extreme provocation!!! |
Tsk, tsk! Jealous, are we?
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Xcotty
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| Perisphere wrote: | | Lord Blackadder wrote: | | I'm severely tempted to shoot the above two posters on the grounds of extreme provocation!!! |
Tsk, tsk! Jealous, are we? |
Dinna worry Mr P, I hear his water pistol run out of water.
I'll put some soap in there, so all he gets is bubbles.
I dinna mean Micheal Jacksons pet chimp.
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Perisphere
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Aye, let's see ol' Blackudder have a squirt at this! 
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Mad Welshie
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| Xcotty wrote: | | Dunno? I canny find it anywhere? |
BoB has nicked it
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Mad Welshie
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| Perisphere wrote: | | Aye, let's see ol' Blackudder have a squirt at this! |
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Xcotty
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BoB, ya big b****** bollox, gie me back ma blue hat.
Ma napper is freezing.
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BoB
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I hinna got it
Woodysdad must hae teen it, he has two o then
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Lord Blackadder
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BoB?? Are you a fish???
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Xcotty
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Woodysdad, pinched my last one.
What is he doing with all those bloody hats?
Lordy B, BoB, ain't no fish budaroo.
I should know, he bought me a coke with a lemon in it once.
This smiley looks really smug, or is it just me?
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Lord Blackadder
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No ......................... it's just you!
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rickyross3359
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So Becks is in Glasgow at at Ibrox and the media are making a circus out of it - there's a surprise! I find it laughable that so many hetrosexual men would drink David's spunk if he asked them too.
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BoB
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Well, I ain't one of them!!! 
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Sidsnotwasere
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His wife bought a new handbag last week,£80.000 it cost her,bonkers methinks.
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Xcotty
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| rickyross3359 wrote: | | So Becks is in Glasgow at at Ibrox and the media are making a circus out of it - there's a surprise! I find it laughable that so many hetrosexual men would drink David's spunk if he asked them too. |
Ricky, I feel like vomiting now you dorty git. 
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Lord Blackadder
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| Quote: | | So Becks is in Glasgow at at Ibrox and the media are making a circus out of it - there's a surprise! I find it laughable that so many hetrosexual men would drink David's spunk if he asked them too. |
Now you've opened up a can of worms!!! When you say "spunk" ... is that the American version? Or the Australian version?? Or the Britversion?? 
I only know I ain't going there ... ever!!! 
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rickyross3359
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em I don't think Becks has got the American version and dunno what the Aussie version is?
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eloise
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Cannae stand either of them PARASITES.
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Lord Blackadder
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It's not exactly their faults. Personally, I blame the celeb culture of the Media!!! They're the bastards that need shooting!
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eloise
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | | It's not exactly their faults. Personally, I blame the celeb culture of the Media!!! They're the bastards that need shooting! |
Come off it, they court the media, then complain of invasion on their privacy, halfwits the pair of them, he's overated and she cannae sing !!!!!
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Lord Blackadder
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I'm not defending them ... I'm just putting a perspective on them! Note I used the word "exactly".
Do you need me to spell it out???
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eloise
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| eloise wrote: | | Lord Blackadder wrote: | | It's not exactly their faults. Personally, I blame the celeb culture of the Media!!! They're the bastards that need shooting! |
Come off it, they court the media, then complain of invasion on their privacy, halfwits the pair of them, he's overated and she cannae sing !!!!! |
You ALSO stated Personally, I blame........
Get a grip !!!!
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Lord Blackadder
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Supply item requiring grip and I'll see what I can do. 
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Farrah
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I'm in agreement with Blacky on this one. It's the media. I don't watch TV or read HelloOKNowBest RevealRealPeopleHeat magazines so I'm immune to all the crap. I occassionaly glance at the Daily Mail though so I am usually up on the crap by default. 
Is Deirdre Barlow still in Corrie?
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Perisphere
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| Farrah wrote: | | <snip> I don't watch TV or read HelloOKNowBest RevealRealPeopleHeat magazines <snip> |
But you know all the titles by heart!
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Farrah
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Googled them my love! 
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Farrah
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Bloody hell! Birds are singing! Night, night!
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Perisphere
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Wind and rain here. Pleasant screams!
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Xcotty
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| Farrah wrote: |
Is Deirdre Barlow still in Corrie? |
Unfortunately she is. 
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rickyross3359
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She may have had a neck job but unfortunately the veins are back. Shoot the surgeon.
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