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Thai Food

Ingredients for Thai Tom Yum  

4 cups water
1 stalk of lemon grass (cut into 4" long pieces and bruised slightly to release flavor)
3-4 kaffir lime leaves (torn into small 1/2"pieces)
1 package of white button mushrooms (sliced in half)
3-4 whole Thai chili peppers or sarranno chili peppers
1 1/2 lbs peeled shrimp (fresh or frozen.  Thaw them first if frozen. Devein them if fresh)
3-4 tbsp fish sauce  
2 tablespoons of "nam prik pow" or chili paste in soya bean oil
2 large limes
1/2 cup of celantro leaves

Boil water in a deep pot
Add cut lemon grass , kaffir lime leaves , sliced mushrooms and Thai or sarrano chili peppers
Add shrimp
When shrimp turns pink turn off heat
Season with fish sauce (to suit your taste)
Add nam prik pow or chili paste in soya bean oil
Squeeze in 2 large limes
Add ˝ cup of cilantro leaves
Remove lemon grass stalks and kaffir lime leaves (they're way too tough to eat)
Serve hot

It's totally delicious!
trickybizz

looks lovely
irritateddata

bet it tastes great but I couldnt bear those eyes looking at me
Guest

Eat the head first!
irritateddata

 
Lord Blackadder

Actually I can't have it!!  I'm allergic to seafood.  But my talented chef made it for the staff at Christmas.

Aren't I kind to them??  
Guest

Oh aye yer lordship!  Everybody else gets a Turkey, your serfs get a prawn!
Lord Blackadder

That was only the starter, eejit!  And I don't like turkey either!!!  

I had a rack of lamb in a honeyed glaze with all the trimmings! So ...  
irritateddata

I'm curious, what do you like then BA?
Guest

Mirrors!
irritateddata

woodysdad wrote:
Mirrors!


Lord Blackadder

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Mirrors!


And what's wrong with that!  
Xcotty

Too sharp for my taste.
Lord Blackadder

Had this yesterday ... it's delicious!

Gaeng Pet Phed Yang  aka Spicy Roast Duck Curry



Curried duck is not always as tasty as it sounds. It is important to use spices that enhance rather than mask the flavour of the duck. My chef thinks you will find that this delicious recipe does exactly that.

I hope that you won't be disappointed that I'm not going to explain how to roast a duck. If you live near a large city you should be able to buy an already roasted duck. Of course, those peasants amongst you in remote areas, may have to resort to roasting one you've just poached.

Ingredients to serve 4 people ... or just youself if you're fat!

Half of a roasted duck, deboned and chopped into bite sized pieces,
12 chunks of fresh sweet ripe pineapple,
8 small plum tomatoes,
1˝  litres of Coconut milk,
30 small makur,
10 bai horapa,
100gm  krachai,
2 large red chilies,
50gm prik kee noo,
50 grams dry red chili,
15gm red curry paste,
3 garlic cloves,
10 white pepper corns,
a couple of pinches of zest from a kaffir lime,
2ml kapi,
50ml nam pla,
4gm sugar,
a pinch of salt,
2 chicken stock cubes.

Take half the coconut milk and boil off of the water content. When it starts to thicken it must be stirred constantly to stop it  from browning and burning.

While the coconut milk is reducing, pound the prik kee noo, the dry chili, the kaffir zest, the white peppers, the kapi, the garlic and the red curry paste in a pestle and mortar.

When the coconut milk has reached the consistency of cream add the paste mixture and stir in, continue stirring and cooking for another two minutes.

Add the duck pieces, the remainder of the coconut milk, the stock cubes, the krachai, the tomatoes, the pineapple, the makur, the red chili strips, the nam pla, the sugar and the salt. Boil gently for 15 minutes.

Because different brands of fish sauce and salt vary in potency, it is recommended you add only half the quantities stated initially, and then taste the result before adding more.

Remove from the heat and stir in the Basil leaves.

Some people find these small sized makur (they look like large peas) to be rather bitter. You can eat them, but feel free to discard them if you don't like them. They should still be used during cooking, as they provide part of the overall flavour.
trickybizz

looks lovely...



not heard of that...

prik kee noo,    what is it?
Lord Blackadder

Of all spicy flavors used in Thai cooking, the most popular comes from the smallest of chillies, prik kee noo. Literally translated, the name means "mouse shit chillies."      
trickybizz

Lord Blackadder wrote:
Of all spicy flavors used in Thai cooking, the most popular comes from the smallest of chillies, prik kee noo. Literally translated, the name means "mouse shit chillies."      
  they must be small chillies..
Lord Blackadder

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the smallest of chillies, prik kee noo


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they must be small chillies..


Well ... yeah!!!  
irritateddata

you can keep yer mouse shit BA I'll stick with the stovies
Lord Blackadder

Utter peasant!!!  
irritateddata

 
Lord Blackadder

You can stick your no doubt incredibly badly-cooked stovies up your incredibly *****censored******* ... !!!    

*Censoring done to aristocratic good taste!  
Silverfox

Are these chillies any good?

Lord Blackadder

ALL chillies are just fine!!!  
trickybizz

Lord Blackadder wrote:
Quote:
the smallest of chillies, prik kee noo


Quote:
they must be small chillies..


Well ... yeah!!!  
trickybizz

Silverfox wrote:
Are these chillies any good?

irritateddata

Mr potato head Blackudder  



his head'll be the first for my stovie pot
Silverfox

Or his stunted .. whatevers.  (This pear was in my sister's Christmas fruit box   )

Lord Blackadder

Yeah??  Well ... DEATH to shallot of you!!!!  

Silverfox

See if I care, so ...

AllanP

Re: Thai Food

Lord Blackadder wrote:
Ingredients for Thai Tom Yum  

4 cups water
1 stalk of lemon grass (cut into 4" long pieces and bruised slightly to release flavor)
3-4 kaffir lime leaves (torn into small 1/2"pieces)
1 package of white button mushrooms (sliced in half)
3-4 whole Thai chili peppers or sarranno chili peppers
1 1/2 lbs peeled shrimp (fresh or frozen.  Thaw them first if frozen. Devein them if fresh)
3-4 tbsp fish sauce  
2 tablespoons of "nam prik pow" or chili paste in soya bean oil
2 large limes
1/2 cup of celantro leaves

Boil water in a deep pot
Add cut lemon grass , kaffir lime leaves , sliced mushrooms and Thai or sarrano chili peppers
Add shrimp
When shrimp turns pink turn off heat
Season with fish sauce (to suit your taste)
Add nam prik pow or chili paste in soya bean oil
Squeeze in 2 large limes
Add ˝ cup of cilantro leaves
Remove lemon grass stalks and kaffir lime leaves (they're way too tough to eat)
Serve hot

It's totally delicious!


Gimme sausage, egg, beans and chips anytime. Oh yes! Plus a pot of tea and bread and butter.
Bollocks to eating grass and leaves or nam prik pow. Totally cattle fodder.
Lord Blackadder

If all you sad bunch are gonna do is be picky, pick, picky ... go bother some poor b****** that deserves it!  

I'll just stop educating you in healthy food ... and you can all stay the fat, greasy, slobby, couch-potato, pallid and unhealthy, aged computer-jockeys that you no doubt are!!!    
irritateddata

Lord Blackadder wrote:
If all you sad bunch are gonna do is be picky, pick, picky ... go bother some poor b****** that deserves it!  

I'll just stop educating you in healthy food ... and you can all stay the fat, greasy, slobby, couch-potato, pallid and unhealthy, aged computer-jockeys that you no doubt are!!!    


gawd , someone give 'im a biscuit
Mad Welshie

You mean a dogs biscuit
Lord Blackadder

I'll give you two biscuits ... the kind that get shoved up your fat backsides to make you go!!!    

 
Mad Welshie

Come on then Mr    
trickybizz

I've gone off Thai food all of a sudden..

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