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| Lord Blackadder |
Still Wanting ...I still want one of these please ....
She doesn't have to own a pub ... I don't drink! 
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| BoB |
You want a silicon model! 
I prefer them O-natural |
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| Lord Blackadder |
Listen ... I don't care how much silicon is in those things. It's not like I'm going to get the skank pregnant!!! 
I just want one to play with ..... a lot ........ 
That's au-naturelle enoght for me!!!
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| Guest |
It's only fat and water....  
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| Lord Blackadder |
So's quite a few of our female posters ... but I'm not telling them that!!!
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| WACOlives |
Dream on Lustbladder !! Ah'd tak up the drink if ah wis you ! 
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| Sidsnotwasere |
I'm quite certain the females on FTS are a sexy lot.
(Okay i'm a crawling so and so.)
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| Mad Welshie |
Some of us sure are. 
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| Lord Blackadder |
Crawling?? Damn right you are!!! There's none of them under 50!!! 
Still ....... maybe you're easy pleased!!!
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| Sidsnotwasere |
The older the  the better the tune.
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| Mad Welshie |
I am well below the 35 age group so there 
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| Lord Blackadder |
You mean you would  any of them ... even if they were just two short steps away from  ???? 
You're certifiable, Sid!!!
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| Lord Blackadder |
You can claim that all you want ... doesn't mean I'm going to believe you!!
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| Mad Welshie |
Believe what you like
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| Lord Blackadder |
I do!!! 
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| Mad Welshie |
Banging your head against a wall is very helpful in these situations 
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| Lord Blackadder |
Nah ... the wrong smilie came up that's all!!!
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| Mad Welshie |
Any old excuse!! 
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| Lord Blackadder |
No ....... that's just you!
My intellect is vaster than yours by miles ... so your inanity is therefore countered!
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| Mad Welshie |
Your intellect may be unquestionable vaster than mine, but I am not shallow
Nice try though
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| irritateddata |
Re: Still Wanting ...
that woman has stolen my body! 
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| Lord Blackadder |
Gie'in' yer mind a treat, eh, ID??? Hope it enjoyed it the delusion!
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| Lord Blackadder |
Then again ... I like this girl.
She looks very accommodating too!
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| Lord Blackadder |
And BLONDES can be fun as well ...
And I like this one ... 
So how about it? Is the Admin of this Forum going to get me one like any of the ones I proposed for me??? 
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| Mad Welshie |
Oh Dear I think Lord BA is in luv
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| Lord Blackadder |
No ........ Lord Blackadder is in LUST!!!
I'm honest that way!!!
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| Mad Welshie |
Good to know there is an honest guy in our presence. We are honoured 
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| Lord Blackadder |
You were always honoured by my very presence!
Now, be obsequious and very grateful!!
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| sissy |
Hey LB I am well under 50.
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| irritateddata |
I'm over 50(inches) does me back in
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| irritateddata |
she's knicked me bits!
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| Lord Blackadder |
You can always sue for repossession!
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| Sidsnotwasere |
I certainly am certifiable BA,the wife will vouch for me there. |
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| Sidsnotwasere |
You looked big in yon piccy j,so at least yer no telling porkies. I've gone right off Fern Britton since she lost a lot up top,she doesn't seem as cheerful nowadays either. |
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| Silverfox |
So you fire blanks then? |
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| Lord Blackadder |
No ... but I'll wear a condom (or two) in case she isn't all that clean!!
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| BoB |
Depression is a side effect of what she had done. |
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| Lord Blackadder |
Who is Ferne Britton??? | ||||
| BoB |
She is on This Morning on ITV1
Fern Britton |
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| Lord Blackadder |
I never watch TV before 5pm. There's nothing on apart from the News! | ||||
| Sidsnotwasere |
She's the woman who makes my legs turn to jelly. Talking about Jelly,what do you think of this then? Go on,dont be scared.
Scroll down to the 12 person orgy.
http://hypedup.co.uk/more.html |
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| Lord Blackadder |
Heck ... I'm into an orgy like that whenever I get the chance!
I blame Tom Baker!!!
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| Sidsnotwasere |
LMAO,oi BA,did you really open the link? | ||||
| Lord Blackadder |
Yes. Wasn't I supposed to???
Like I said ... I blame Tom Baker. He always had them with him!!! Didn't he? 
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| Sidsnotwasere |
Posted it on another site,naebody will open it in case it's porno,sheeeswh.
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| Lord Blackadder |
They must know you. I don't ... so ... what does that say about me??
And what's wrong with a bit of porn?? My oldest nephew (22) says anyone who says they never look at, or have never looked at porn ... is a liar!
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| Sidsnotwasere |
.... they do know me.
Yep,your nephew is correct. A recent survey (well last year) asked 100 men and 100 women if they had ever looked at porn on the net,82% of men said they did and 69% of women did so as well,and i think if we are honest about it,most folk will admit to viewing them at some time in their life. |
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| Lord Blackadder |
yes ... but they don't enjoy it!
On the other hand ... I do ... frequently!!!
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| notatallsure |
I don't see anything wrong with four people in love...nice!
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| Sidsnotwasere |
I guess it all depends on who the 4 are Tommy. | ||||
| rickyross3359 |
Whatever happened to Lord Blackadder anyway? | ||||
| notatallsure |
Drummed out the House of Lards
...expenses scandal!
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| maria143 |
I am.... |
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| maria143 |
"In Case"....ok.... |
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