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Sidsnotwasere

Simon Cowell.

Was on the main Yahoo page yesterday claiming that he would hope to come back sometimes in the future after having his body put into a frozen state for an number of years (embryonic) state i think.

Here's a poser for you all,if you had the chance to do likewise,what year would you like to come back in?

Just think about it,if i was to come back (sorry folks)  in say 500 years from now,life would be totally transformed,no more colds,no more toothache,our jaws are apparently getting smaller,earth would probably have survived a nuclear war,most likely between India and Pakistan,though the earth's crust may not withstand the velocity as there is a huge faultline between both countries which may not withstand any nuclear war causing a possible shift in the earth's axis.

Many parts of the earth would also be covered in water,no Florida,no New Orleans,many parts of England and Wales also gone forever.

Obviously,it would feel strange coming back because all your family will be dead and gone,who would know you?

I can also envisage the first question that Woody would say."Have Hibs won the Scottish Cup yet."

What year would you like to come back in?
Lord Blackadder

It's strange Simon Cowell saying he wants to be frozen.  He leaves me very cold at thought of him staying warm very much longer!!!  
Sidsnotwasere

Would'nt it be ironic if for talking sake in say 200 years time,the 3 medical boffins are about to unleash him back into society,and one of them says."Lets take a vote on it."
Lord Blackadder

Will one of them be descended from LouLou Walsh???  
Sindygirl

Our jaws are getting smaller?

Tell me more.
Sidsnotwasere

In years to come,meat will be a thing of the past.

What astronauts take to eat when they are flying around will be what we'll be eating centuries from now.

Btw,you never replied tae yon post i sent you,wassup?
Xcotty

I wouldn't do it at all young Sidney, feck that for a hobby.
BoB

SC has his head screwed on the right way.

Just a pity I couldn't screw it off again  
Guest

I'm still trying to work out the connection of this thread with Scotland!
BoB

Me too!
Lord Blackadder

He extravagantly claims he's one quarter Scottish ... when his back's against the wall!  
Sidsnotwasere

woodysdad wrote:
I'm still trying to work out the connection of this thread with Scotland!


Well Woody,when yer pan breid,ye'll be hoping ye get buried in Scotland,right?
AllanP

Sidsnotwasere wrote:
In years to come,meat will be a thing of the past.
What astronauts take to eat when they are flying around will be what we'll be eating centuries from now.


Maybe so; but will this forum still be around for us to moan about it?
rickyross3359

If Simon Cowell is even a quarter Scottish my grannie is an page three girl!  
Lord Blackadder

And if your granny is a page three "girl" ... you haven't been born yet ... and rickyross3359 is an imaginary person ....

In which case ... why the feck am I writing to myself???  
Mad Welshie

Because you are deemed as mad person    
Lord Blackadder

Compared to you lot on this forum ... I am the very model of reason, logic and rationality.  
Mad Welshie

   

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