BoB
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SilverfoxHi Silverfox,
Come on in and say hello and show us your nice SilverFox Avatar
Welcome to FTS
We are all friendly here, even Blackadder has his moments
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Sidsnotwasere
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Allo Silverfox,Sidsnot ere,can i be of any service.
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Guest
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Hi Silverfox!! Bet ye get a fright when you see ME here!...now you'll understand the Xcotty wind-ups!
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Carol
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welcome
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Silverfox
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Good evening everyone - was on the other forum with xcotty until about 4 o'clock this morning and he persuaded me to join up here. It was either that or listen to him singing.
Hiya Snotty and woodysdad - all is explained now.
Thank you for your welcome.
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Guest
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I know what you mean aboot his singin!
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Silverfox
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He was okay actually. If you're not careful I'll start singing too. I sing all the time and drive everyone crackers.
Hmmm, xcotty and fox - sounds better than Peters and Lee.
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Guest
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Scraping yer fingers on glass and sitting on a leather chair sounds better than Peters and Lee!
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Silverfox
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I can see I'm gonna have to get some smileys in my faves.
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Guest
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Just say what you want!
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Lord Blackadder
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Bloody hell .... not another one of Xcotty's pick-ups!!!
And an aged one at that! Sodding place is beginning to look like an old folk's home! Any more and I'm off looking for some sweet young things like me!
Oh by the way ... welcome you silver-tongued old git!
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Silverfox
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Age is but a state of mind. I'm only 18 really.
Thank you for your gracious welcome, oh Lord.
Or did I mean ... oh lord.
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Silverfox
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| Carol wrote: | welcome  |
Helo Carol - sorry, didn't mean to ignore you.
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irritateddata
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A big hello silverfox
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Xcotty
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Well Hello Silverfox, Glad you could make it pal.
It's awfy nice to have you on this board pal.
You'll have worked out the Woodysdad vs Xcotty thing now.
By the way Xcottyfox Good name for a band hunni pie.
Or if you prefer Foxxcott, I like the look of that too.
I'm glad the songs didn't make you vomit pal.
Hope you enjoy this here board darling?
Lordy B... Stop trying to chat up the new posters.
You haven't quite got the hang of it yet.
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sissy
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Welcome Silverfox.
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Lord Blackadder
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| Quote: | Lordy B... Stop trying to chat up the new posters.
You haven't quite got the hang of it yet. |
I wouldn't DREAM of chatting up YOUR exes!!! I consider them all soiled now, once you've been at them!!!
Besides ... I pefer YOUNGER ... more VIRGINAL fare!!!
Which means all of you peasants ain't got a look-in!!!
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eloise
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Welcome Silverfox, hope you enjoy it here xxx
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Silverfox
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Thank you everyone for your warm welcomes.
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Lord Blackadder
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| Quote: | | Thank you everyone for your warm welcomes. |
But we shall endeavour to make it hotter for you when we can!
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Silverfox
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Looking forward to it!
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BoB
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He's like a wee kid that Blackadder.
Has to have the lase word
Temper tantrum to follow
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Lord Blackadder
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I never temper tantrum. I just bide my time ... then I have you killed!!!
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BoB
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There's a law against that and you are not above it BA
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Silverfox
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Sorry - I like the last word.
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irritateddata
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| Silverfox wrote: | Sorry - I like the last word.  |
That's ok by me
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Silverfox
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That's good then.
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irritateddata
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yes I thought so too
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Silverfox
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Hmmm, me too.
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BoB
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This could go on forever
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Silverfox
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Possibly.
But not tonight as I'm off to bed. Goodnight folks. ¦-)
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sissy
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Goodnight Silverfox.
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BoB
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I got the last word Nah nah nah nah nah!!!!
No sneaking back now
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BoB
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For the moment anyway
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sissy
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im here all night.
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Silverfox
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But I'm here before you this morning.
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Mad Welshie
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Put Bob in his place.
A belated welcome to you Silverfox
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BoB
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I give up!!!!
I know when I'm beat.
Three women!!! I have no chance
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Sidsnotwasere
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Three women,a bloke's dream eh!
Then again if it was three men,that may be a woman's dream.
Editor's note: (Right Sid,last warning,no more of that or else.)
Aw Ed,i can always dream cant i?
Ed. Not in here you can't !!!
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Mad Welshie
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| BoB wrote: | I give up!!!!
I know when I'm beat.
Three women!!! I have no chance  |
Thats not like you. You feeling ill?
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BoB
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| Sidsnotwasere wrote: | Three women,a bloke's dream eh!
Then again if it was three men,that may be a woman's dream.
Editor's note: (Right Sid,last warning,no more of that or else.)
Aw Ed,i can always dream cant i?
Ed. Not in here you can't !!! |
Sid, keep taking the tablets!!!
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BoB
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| mwl wrote: | | BoB wrote: | I give up!!!!
I know when I'm beat.
Three women!!! I have no chance  |
Thats not like you. You feeling ill?  |
When I recounted there were four wimmun, so I thought I would never get the last word in as wimmun specialise in that anyway
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Silverfox
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| mwl wrote: | Put Bob in his place.
A belated welcome to you Silverfox  |
Hi mwl! How are you?
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Silverfox
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| BoB wrote: | | mwl wrote: | | BoB wrote: | I give up!!!!
I know when I'm beat.
Three women!!! I have no chance  |
Thats not like you. You feeling ill?  |
When I recounted there were four wimmun, so I thought I would never get the last word in as wimmun specialise in that anyway  |
No they don't.
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sissy
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We do.
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Silverfox
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Well, possibly.
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irritateddata
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let me think about that...man came first we're told, so had the first word then came woman and she had the last word..
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eloise
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| irritateddata wrote: | let me think about that...man came first we're told, so had the first word then came woman and she had the last word..  |
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Guest
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You women always get the last word. If we do, you make that the start of a new argument!
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Silverfox
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It's usually the man's actions - or lack of - that cause the arguments in the first place.
Hey - the smileys are better - I've got my favourite waggy finger.
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Mad Welshie
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| Silverfox wrote: | | mwl wrote: | Put Bob in his place.
A belated welcome to you Silverfox  |
Hi mwl! How are you?  |
Great thanks
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Mad Welshie
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| BoB wrote: | | mwl wrote: | | BoB wrote: | I give up!!!!
I know when I'm beat.
Three women!!! I have no chance  |
Thats not like you. You feeling ill?  |
When I recounted there were four wimmun, so I thought I would never get the last word in as wimmun specialise in that anyway  |
But so are you usually
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BoB
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NO I DON'T try to get the last word!!!
THIS THREAD IS LOCKED!!!!!
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BoB
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BoB
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Mad Welshie
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| BoB wrote: | NO I DON'T try to get the last word!!!
THIS THREAD IS LOCKED!!!!!  |
Interesting reply as usual from BoB
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Silverfox
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Play nicely now folks.
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BoB
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I'm on my best behaviour
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sissy
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ye right!
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BoB
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I'll skelp yer bum Sissy
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sissy
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I repeat the above,ye right!
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BoB
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sissy
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Okay I will be good. just for today.
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Bluemoon
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Och Sissy don't be like that
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sissy
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Im such a coward in my old age.
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Xcotty
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I've very much enjoyed reading this thread.
Thats my last word on it.
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Xcotty
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Well apart from this one.
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sissy
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Or this one.
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Xcotty
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Monkeynipples.
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sissy
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Dogydoo.
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Silverfox
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Codswallop.
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Lord Blackadder
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If ANYONE is getting the last word in ... it'll be me!!! Now shut the hell up!!!
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Silverfox
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Nope.
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irritateddata
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | If ANYONE is getting the last word in ... it'll be me!!! Now shut the hell up!!!  |
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Silverfox
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| irritateddata wrote: | | Lord Blackadder wrote: | If ANYONE is getting the last word in ... it'll be me!!! Now shut the hell up!!!  |
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Lord Blackadder
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You're just not getting it, are you, you argentic vulpine nuisance??
Now get on with the rest of the forum. You need not respond!
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Silverfox
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Okay.
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BoB
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Xcotty
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Cheer up Blackudder, it'll soon be Christmas.
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Silverfox
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Who is this Bladder chap?
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Lord Blackadder
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I can see a good old-fashioned FOXHUNT needs to be organised .... and I don't care how illegal it is! Your "silver" head needs to adorn my hunting lodge wall!!!
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Sidsnotwasere
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | You're just not getting it, are you, you argentic vulpine nuisance??
Now get on with the rest of the forum. You need not respond!  |
That's odd,i thought SF was from England,never ever mentioned Argentina to me at all.
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Lord Blackadder
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Sid ... silver's name on the Table of Elements is Argentum (Ag) (it's Latin) ... and therefore "argentic" means "of silver". Vulpine is drawn from the Latin "vulpes vulpes" the genus name of the fox, specifically the red fox, the most widespread of the species. Hence ... silverfox.
No-one said anything about Argentina ... though the name Argentina (from Latin argentum: silver) was first used extensively in the 1612 book Historia del descubrimiento, población, y conquista del Río de la Plata (History of the discovery, population, and conquest of the Río de la Plata) by Ruy Díaz de Guzmán, naming the territory Tierra Argentina (Land of Silver).
Feeling better informed now???
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Sidsnotwasere
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( I know. )you cudda saved yourself all that typing.
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Lord Blackadder
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| Quote: | | you cudda saved yourself all that typing. |
Don't worry ... most of it was cut n paste!
I kinda thought you might know!
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Silverfox
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | I can see a good old-fashioned FOXHUNT needs to be organised .... and I don't care how illegal it is! Your "silver" head needs to adorn my hunting lodge wall!!!  |
This silver-haired fox is far too wily for you to catch.
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Lord Blackadder
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| Quote: | | This silver-haired fox is far too *wily for you to catch. |
Naah!! You're obviously quite old! There's no fun in chasing down an ancient animal that can't run, because of ricketty old bones. I think I'll just leave you to the vicissitudes of time. And start counting down. After all, isn't that what you're doing, auld yin??
*Wily. A euphemism for extremely old!
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Silverfox
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Nope - still got several years before retirement.
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Lord Blackadder
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| Quote: | | still got several years before retirement. |
One suspects that to be a falsehood of sorts!!!
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Xcotty
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Dearest Silverfox, obviously Lordy B, ain't see how well you battle, on other forums.
I'm awfy glad you are MY pal. You can be quite scarey hunni.
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Silverfox
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Hiya xcotty I'm only scary when it's needed, other than that I can be quite lovely.
Methinks Mr Bladder is accusing me of telling porkies. I am shocked and offended.
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Xcotty
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You have my full permission to boot him in the nuts then pal.
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Silverfox
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i'm too short - I'll probably only reach his knees!
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irritateddata
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| Silverfox wrote: | | i'm too short - I'll probably only reach his knees! |
Come on, with a little bit of effort you can stretch your neck and bite the gonads Automatic reaction to that would be his noggin coming down in agony whereupon you form a double fist with both hands and bring it up below the nose, complete with rabbit punch to back of neck. As he stoops further, step back and do this Then make yerself a well deserved cup of tea.
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Silverfox
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It all sounds like an excellent plan except for the initial biting the gonads.
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Lord Blackadder
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The six posts after my last one are just so telling, aren't they!!! Sexual deviants!!!
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irritateddata
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| Silverfox wrote: | It all sounds like an excellent plan except for the initial biting the gonads.  |
yes that's true. Well then get some fake gnashers and use those, you can hold the teeth which means you would nt have to crane yer neck either
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Silverfox
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My god, you're good.
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Lord Blackadder
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Aaaand deviancy goes another step where the rest of us wouldn't!!!
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irritateddata
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it's almost scary, isnt it
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