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Silverfox

Hi Silverfox,

Come on in and say hello and show us your nice SilverFox Avatar  

Welcome to FTS

We are all friendly here, even Blackadder has his moments  
Sidsnotwasere

Allo Silverfox,Sidsnot ere,can i be of any service.
Guest

Hi Silverfox!!  Bet ye get a fright when you see ME here!...now you'll understand the Xcotty wind-ups!    
Carol

welcome  
Silverfox

Good evening everyone - was on the other forum with xcotty until about 4 o'clock this morning and he persuaded me to join up here.  It was either that or listen to him singing.  

Hiya Snotty and woodysdad - all is explained now.  

Thank you for your welcome.
Guest

I know what you mean aboot his singin!  
Silverfox

He was okay actually.  If you're not careful I'll start singing too.  I sing all the time and drive everyone crackers.

Hmmm, xcotty and fox - sounds better than Peters and Lee.  
Guest

Scraping yer fingers on glass and sitting on a leather chair sounds better than Peters and Lee!    
Silverfox

   

I can see I'm gonna have to get some smileys in my faves.
Guest

Just say what you want!
Lord Blackadder

Bloody hell .... not another one of Xcotty's pick-ups!!!  

And an aged one at that!  Sodding place is beginning to look like an old folk's home!  Any more and I'm off looking for some sweet young things like me!  

Oh by the way ... welcome you silver-tongued old git!  
Silverfox

Age is but a state of mind.  I'm only 18 really.  

Thank you for your gracious welcome, oh Lord.

Or did I mean ... oh lord.  
Silverfox

Carol wrote:
welcome  


Helo Carol - sorry, didn't mean to ignore you.  
irritateddata

A big hello silverfox
Xcotty

Well Hello Silverfox, Glad you could make it pal.

It's awfy nice to have you on this board pal.
You'll have worked out the Woodysdad vs Xcotty thing now.

By the way Xcottyfox Good name for a band hunni pie.

Or if you prefer Foxxcott, I like the look of that too.

I'm glad the songs didn't make you vomit pal.

Hope you enjoy this here board darling?

Lordy B... Stop trying to chat up the new posters.
You haven't quite got the hang of it yet.      
sissy

Welcome Silverfox.
Lord Blackadder

Quote:
Lordy B... Stop trying to chat up the new posters.
You haven't quite got the hang of it yet.


I wouldn't DREAM of chatting up YOUR exes!!! I consider them all soiled now, once you've been at them!!!  

Besides ... I pefer YOUNGER ... more VIRGINAL fare!!!  

Which means all of you peasants ain't got a look-in!!!  
eloise

Welcome Silverfox, hope you enjoy it here xxx
Silverfox

Thank you everyone for your warm welcomes.  
Lord Blackadder

Quote:
Thank you everyone for your warm welcomes.


But we shall endeavour to make it hotter for you when we can!  
Silverfox

Looking forward to it!  
BoB

He's like a wee kid that Blackadder.
Has to have the lase word  

Temper tantrum to follow  
Lord Blackadder

I never temper tantrum.  I just bide my time ... then I have you killed!!!  
BoB

There's a law against that and you are not above it BA  
Silverfox

Sorry - I like the last word.  
irritateddata

Silverfox wrote:
Sorry - I like the last word.  


That's ok by me  
Silverfox

That's good then.  
irritateddata

yes I thought so too
Silverfox

Hmmm, me too.
BoB

This could go on forever  
Silverfox

Possibly.

But not tonight as I'm off to bed. Goodnight folks.   ¦-)
sissy

Goodnight Silverfox.
BoB

I got the last word Nah nah nah nah nah!!!!      

No sneaking back now  
BoB

For the moment anyway  
sissy

im here all night.
Silverfox

But I'm here before you this morning.  
Mad Welshie

Put Bob in his place.

A belated welcome to you Silverfox
BoB

I give up!!!!

I know when I'm beat.
Three women!!!  I have no chance  
Sidsnotwasere

Three women,a bloke's dream eh!

Then again if it was three men,that may be a woman's dream.

Editor's note:  (Right Sid,last warning,no more of that or else.)

Aw Ed,i can always dream cant i?

Ed. Not in here you can't !!!
Mad Welshie

BoB wrote:
I give up!!!!

I know when I'm beat.
Three women!!!  I have no chance  


Thats not like you.  You feeling ill?  
BoB

Sidsnotwasere wrote:
Three women,a bloke's dream eh!

Then again if it was three men,that may be a woman's dream.

Editor's note:  (Right Sid,last warning,no more of that or else.)

Aw Ed,i can always dream cant i?

Ed. Not in here you can't !!!


Sid, keep taking the tablets!!!      
BoB

mwl wrote:
BoB wrote:
I give up!!!!

I know when I'm beat.
Three women!!!  I have no chance  


Thats not like you.  You feeling ill?  


When I recounted there were four wimmun, so I thought I would never get the last word in as wimmun specialise in that anyway    
Silverfox

mwl wrote:
Put Bob in his place.

A belated welcome to you Silverfox

Hi mwl!  How are you?  
Silverfox

BoB wrote:
mwl wrote:
BoB wrote:
I give up!!!!

I know when I'm beat.
Three women!!!  I have no chance  


Thats not like you.  You feeling ill?  


When I recounted there were four wimmun, so I thought I would never get the last word in as wimmun specialise in that anyway    


No they don't.  

 
sissy

We do.
Silverfox

Well, possibly.  
irritateddata

let me think about that...man came first we're told,  so had the first word then came woman and she had the last word..
eloise

irritateddata wrote:
let me think about that...man came first we're told,  so had the first word then came woman and she had the last word..


Guest

You women always get the last word.  If we do, you make that the start of a new argument!
Silverfox

It's usually the man's actions - or lack of - that cause the arguments in the first place.  

Hey - the smileys are better - I've got my favourite waggy finger.  
Mad Welshie

Silverfox wrote:
mwl wrote:
Put Bob in his place.

A belated welcome to you Silverfox

Hi mwl!  How are you?  


Great thanks
Mad Welshie

BoB wrote:
mwl wrote:
BoB wrote:
I give up!!!!

I know when I'm beat.
Three women!!!  I have no chance  


Thats not like you.  You feeling ill?  


When I recounted there were four wimmun, so I thought I would never get the last word in as wimmun specialise in that anyway    


But so are you usually    
BoB

    NO I DON'T try to get the last word!!!

THIS THREAD IS LOCKED!!!!!        
BoB

 
BoB

     
Mad Welshie

BoB wrote:
    NO I DON'T try to get the last word!!!

THIS THREAD IS LOCKED!!!!!        


Interesting reply as usual from BoB  
Silverfox

Play nicely now folks.  
BoB

I'm on my best behaviour  
sissy

ye right!
BoB

I'll skelp yer bum Sissy  
sissy

I repeat the above,ye right!  
BoB

 
sissy

Okay I will be good. just for today.
Bluemoon

Och Sissy don't be like that  
sissy

Im such a coward in my old age.
Xcotty

I've very much enjoyed reading this thread.
Thats my last word on it.
Xcotty

Well apart from this one.
sissy

Or this one.
Xcotty

Monkeynipples.
sissy

Dogydoo.
Silverfox

Codswallop.
Lord Blackadder

If ANYONE is getting the last word in ... it'll be me!!!  Now shut the hell up!!!  
Silverfox

Nope.
irritateddata

Lord Blackadder wrote:
If ANYONE is getting the last word in ... it'll be me!!!  Now shut the hell up!!!  


 
Silverfox

irritateddata wrote:
Lord Blackadder wrote:
If ANYONE is getting the last word in ... it'll be me!!!  Now shut the hell up!!!  


 


Lord Blackadder

You're just not getting it, are you, you argentic vulpine nuisance??  

Now get on with the rest of the forum.  You need not respond!  
Silverfox

Okay.
BoB

   
Xcotty

Cheer up Blackudder, it'll soon be Christmas.
Silverfox

Who is this Bladder chap?
Lord Blackadder

I can see a good old-fashioned FOXHUNT needs to be organised .... and I don't care how illegal it is!  Your "silver" head needs to adorn my hunting lodge wall!!!  
Sidsnotwasere

Lord Blackadder wrote:
You're just not getting it, are you, you argentic vulpine nuisance??  

Now get on with the rest of the forum.  You need not respond!  


That's odd,i thought SF was from England,never ever mentioned Argentina to me at all.
Lord Blackadder

Sid ... silver's name on the  Table of Elements is Argentum (Ag) (it's Latin) ... and therefore "argentic" means "of silver".  Vulpine is drawn from the Latin "vulpes vulpes" the genus name of the fox, specifically the red fox, the most widespread of the species.  Hence ... silverfox.

No-one said anything about Argentina ... though the name Argentina (from Latin argentum: silver) was first used extensively in the 1612 book Historia del descubrimiento, población, y conquista del Río de la Plata (History of the discovery, population, and conquest of the Río de la Plata) by Ruy Díaz de Guzmán, naming the territory Tierra Argentina (Land of Silver).

Feeling better informed now???  
Sidsnotwasere

( I know. )you cudda saved yourself all that typing.
Lord Blackadder

Quote:
you cudda saved yourself all that typing.


Don't worry ... most of it was cut n paste!  

I kinda thought you might know!
Silverfox

Lord Blackadder wrote:
I can see a good old-fashioned FOXHUNT needs to be organised .... and I don't care how illegal it is!  Your "silver" head needs to adorn my hunting lodge wall!!!  


This silver-haired fox is far too wily for you to catch.  
Lord Blackadder

Quote:
This silver-haired fox is far too *wily for you to catch.


Naah!!  You're obviously quite old!  There's no fun in chasing down an ancient animal that can't run, because of ricketty old bones.  I think I'll just leave you to the vicissitudes of time. And start counting down.  After all, isn't that what you're doing, auld yin??  

*Wily.  A euphemism for extremely old!  
Silverfox

Nope - still got several years before retirement.
Lord Blackadder

Quote:
still got several years before retirement.


One suspects that to be a falsehood of sorts!!!  
Xcotty

Dearest Silverfox, obviously Lordy B, ain't see how well you battle, on other forums.

I'm awfy glad you are MY pal. You can be quite scarey hunni.
Silverfox

Hiya xcotty   I'm only scary when it's needed, other than that I can be quite lovely.

Methinks Mr Bladder is accusing me of telling porkies. I am shocked and offended.
Xcotty

You have my full permission to boot him in the nuts then pal.
Silverfox

i'm too short - I'll probably only reach his knees!
irritateddata

Silverfox wrote:
i'm too short - I'll probably only reach his knees!


Come on, with a little bit of effort you can stretch your neck and bite the gonads Automatic reaction to that would be his noggin coming down in agony whereupon you form a double fist with both hands and bring it up below the nose, complete with rabbit punch to back of neck.  As he stoops further, step back and do this Then make yerself a well deserved cup of tea.
Silverfox

It all sounds like an excellent plan except for the initial biting  the gonads.  
Lord Blackadder

The six posts after my last one are just so telling, aren't they!!!  Sexual deviants!!!  
irritateddata

Silverfox wrote:
It all sounds like an excellent plan except for the initial biting  the gonads.  

yes that's true. Well then get some fake gnashers and use those, you can hold the teeth which means you would nt have to crane yer neck either
Silverfox

My god, you're good.  
Lord Blackadder

Aaaand deviancy goes another step where the rest of us wouldn't!!!
irritateddata

it's almost scary, isnt it


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