Woodside Wullie
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She's a Limmer He's a SinnerI eyed the wanton sonsie lass:
A bonnie tattooed limmer.
She dirled her doup afrount o’me;
Your sleekit slaverin sinner.
She sat upon my sturdy knap,
Confessed she liked tae birlie
I set her doon amang i’ girse
An’ mooled the tirlie-mirlie.
Oh Gawd! – I am a laillie chiel,
An’ aften much too rowdie.
Bit ne’er can I ever pass
The offer o’ a towdie.
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BoB
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You might need to translate some of that for people Wullie 
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Woodside Wullie
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Bob,
I'll hae to think aboot it. I dinna want to offend onybody.
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Woodside Wullie
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Glossary
limmer: accommodating lass.
dirl: shake, shoogle, vibrate.
doup: behind.
knap: I'm calling it a knee but it could be something else.
birlie: skake, shoogle, rock and roll.
girse: grass.
tirlie-mirlie: only a woman can possess a tirlie-mirlie, however if she so desires, and only if she so desires, she may share it with a man or another quine if she's yon wye inclined.
mool: what a woman and a man do when they share the tirlie-mirlie.
laillie chiel: affa loon.
towdie: the same as a tirlie-mirlie.
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BoB
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Well done Wullie.
I just wondered how you was going to get round some of that
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Xcotty
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Fanbloodytastic Wullie.
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