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Wee John

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?


Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and 20called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  
It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  
They put in a correction the next day.  


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I just couldn't help but sending this along. To funny.  

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.

    No crap, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  
      Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over  
     What a guy!  
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace  
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
  Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  
    Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide  
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  
     You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge  
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group  
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft  
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks  
      Do they taste like chicken?
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  Local   High School Dropouts Cut in Half  
      Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  
     Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....  
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead  

 
   Did I read that right?
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