scottybee
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PonderismsHow important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 
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scottybee
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 
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Zaf
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Bigman
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going done?
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scottybee
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Woodside Wullie
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This is kindo heavy for me; ah'll hae to hae a think aboot it.
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scottybee
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Woodside Wullie
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I'm not a banker and I'm getting older, but I never felt insufficient; I could never get enough. Now money. That is different. Never had any so its never been a problem.
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Lord Blackadder
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Why is it I like to have music playing loudly in my ears through my iPod ... but cannot stand other people who do it when I'm not??? 
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howiefife
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Because, from your previous posts on a number of subjects, like them, you are an annoying moron.
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Lord Blackadder
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How dare you, you mud-wrapped peasant son of an even older and muddier peasant! I am NOTHING like you!!! 
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howiefife
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Typical reply of someone who thinks he is superior to others. Your time is now gone.
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Lord Blackadder
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My time has but barely begun 'pon this tapestry of threads we weave by the written word! Hast thou but the wisdom to understand, the inelegant phrases of thy betters pass ye by! 
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eloise
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Crabbit 
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Lord Blackadder
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At times I realise I'm better than anyone else ... because I am Number ONE ... in a field of ONE ... totally beyond anyone else's league!
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eloise
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Why when asked what 3 things would you take with you if you were cast away on a Desert Island does no one ever say....................................................................................................................................................A BOAT !!!!!!!!
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Lord Blackadder
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When did the God of Battles, Yeaweh of the Old Testament, turn into Zeus/Jupiter, the God of the Christians?
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eloise
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When will Blacksadder get a life !!!! 
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eloise
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway. 
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Silverfox
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What are occasional tables the rest of the time?
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eloise
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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eloise
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above? 
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WACOlives
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I started singin the French version....
Quand trois poules.... 
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Lord Blackadder
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Pourquoi le Français est-il si difficile pour vous des paysans?
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eloise
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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Lord Blackadder
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Hundreds of dead baby seals!
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eloise
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Ever wonder about those people who spend £2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards!!!
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Lord Blackadder
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| Quote: | | Ever wonder about those people who spend £2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards!!! |
Jeez, Eloise ... that one was old when it came off the Ark!!! 
As was that!!! 
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Xcotty
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The more you catch up with history.
The more history catches up with you.
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Lord Blackadder
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Yes you CAN go home again ... and again ... and again!
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WACOlives
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Why do it today when you can do it next Friday ?
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Lord Blackadder
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Never put off till tomorrow, when you can just forget the whole damn thing in the first place!
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Full Tilt Boogie
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | | My time has but barely begun 'pon this tapestry of threads we weave by the written word! Hast thou but the wisdom to understand, the inelegant phrases of thy betters pass ye by! |
Pish & piffle, a Jacobean jackanapes! The man fancies himself a Webster, ye gads!
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Mad Welshie
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | | When did the God of Battles, Yeaweh of the Old Testament, turn into Zeus/Jupiter, the God of the Christians? |
Yeaweh should read Yahweh or Jehovah. Get yer facts right 
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Full Tilt Boogie
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Why is it that we don't celebrate terms like interfrastic contrafibularities any more?
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Full Tilt Boogie
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Why is that we hear of people being incapacitated, but never capacitated?
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Cailean
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If you've got a bunch of odds and ends and throw them all away bar one - what are you left with?
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ladyinthemists
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it a hostage situation?
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eloise
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?
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ladyinthemists
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If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot 'em?
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eloise
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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