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PaddyPaddy was cleaning his gun when it went off and shot his wife!
Frantically he dialled 999.
"I was cleaning me gun and it went off and shot me wife! he wailed. "I think I've killed her!"
"Now, now sir, calm down!" The operator said. "First, make sure she is dead."
The operator heard a click in his earpice followed by a loud BANG!
"OK", Paddy said, "What next??"
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