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| Lord Blackadder |
Morning peasants!Good morning ... I was given a set of directions to get here some time ago, but on the way I was accosted by several masked squirrels and kept captive until my ransom was paid. Apparently my staff, being stupid and thickwitted thought that the expression "we want his nuts" meant something else entirely different. I am after all a major shareholder of KP. Now that my release has been belatedly secured and I am recovered after a short holiday in Monaco ... here I am.
And I hope you're all nicer than the last lot od peasants I had a run-in with.
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| Carol |
 can I not get rid of you!!! Crikey BA you've been chasing me for years
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| BoB |
Hi Blackadder
Hope you still got you nuts?
Welcome to FTS |
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| Lord Blackadder |
The ransom was two hundred cases of peanuts.
What on earth were you thinking of BoB?? And Carol ... stop giving your mind a treat and go and do something that requires you to exercise so you can lose that flabby, big behind! 
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| Mad Welshie |
Welcome to FTS
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| Carol |
exercise BA?? is that an offer
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| Lord Blackadder |
Lose half a tonne and I'll fix you up with Baldrick!
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| Guest |
Hello again BA! 
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| Carol |
BA omg you have a friend
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| Xcotty |
Hello My Lord Blackadder. 
Now, can we just sort out, which of us gets the remaining nuts? I'm prepared to go halfs with you, and I'll throw in a cheese stick. I'm delighted you joined this forum. Because, now...I can keep my beady eye on you.
Don't worry about the squirrels, they are my riff raff pets. Enjoy your stay, and can you wipe your feet next time you visit? I just got the pile carpet foam washed. Thank you in advance. 
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| Lord Blackadder |
I think I just found where all my nuts disappeared to!
You're all here!!!
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| Guest |
Just thought ye might need these BA
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| Lord Blackadder |
Nope! I have 7 factories full of them. | ||
| Zaf |
Hi BA, I'm sure I've bumped into you somewhere else but I can't remember where
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| Lord Blackadder |
I can honestly say I have never bumped into anyone ... and certainly not a lowly peasant ... so you are remarkably wrong in your guesswork ... but then, men might follow you anywhere ... but only out of morbid curiosity. | ||
| Xcotty |
Zaf, he's ok really...Trust me pal. 
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| Carol |
X I don't think you know him as well as I do
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| Lord Blackadder |
O ye of little (or no) faith. And in the days yet to pass, ye shall be fully tested ... and found wanton. Ah aye kent there wis a bittie a want aboot yese!!!
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| Lady of Kincavel |
Not to mention the apparent wants about yourself of course, Sir like good manners and polite conversation.
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| Lord Blackadder |
Neither of which are allowed to demean my rambunctious good nature, Lay of Kindrivel!!!
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| Sidsnotwasere |
Yvonne,that is quite a strong possibility. 
Psst, a nods as good as a wink to a blind horse,know wot i mean,say no more,nudge nudge,wink wink. |
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| Sidsnotwasere |
Coughs and splutters at that comment !!!
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| Carol |
BA's mind runs riot when he can't play with his toys
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| Lord Blackadder |
Carol, of course, is clinically insane. Please ignore her ramblings when it comes to comments on my good self.
She's a few clowns short of a circus.
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| Carol |
BA you luv me
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| Lord Blackadder |
In your nightmares, witch!!!
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| Lord Blackadder |
By the way ... if anyone wants look and maybe join in with another Scots Forum ... you can do no worse than come to Scottish Conversations.
Here's the link ... http://havealaugh.forumup.co.uk/p...de=register&mforum=havealaugh We only got going a couple of weeks ago, so we only have 12 members ... but hey ... it costs nothing. Whaddaya got to lose?? We already have a good relationship with FTS, since they admin here helped us to set up there. Pop in and see what you think ...
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| Mad Welshie |
umm not so sure
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