AllanP
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Loving Female wanted.Female wanted.
Must be able to cook, clean my house, do the laundry and ironing, and wait on me hand and foot.
She must have a good income and be self-supporting.
She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable.
She must be intelligent, be able to converse on a variety of subjects and above all be presentable and preferrably aged between 30 and 40 years old with no ties. Those stipulations could be relaxed slightly though for the right person.
Shooting at the moon? You can bet I am.
But if I don't ask, I'll never find out.
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Xcotty
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BoB
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Good luck AllanP, they are very rare item as you have asked for. 
If you find a spare let them know of me please 
Sex goddess that will tend to my every need and have lots of money to spoil me rotten 
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no the full shillin
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]Here's wan fur ye BoB son.
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BoB
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She looks a bit horny to me Ntfs!!!!! 
Ohhhhhhhhh!
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Xcotty
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I want a shot too BoB. 
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BoB
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Get your own
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AllanP
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I asked first! :sign10:
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no the full shillin
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Haud oan a wee meenit, ther's plenty tae go roon, dinny be goin fechtin amongst yersels noo lads.
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AllanP
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| no the full shillin wrote: | Haud oan a wee meenit, ther's plenty tae go roon, dinny be goin fechtin amongst yersels noo lads.
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Oh my gawd, how did you find out about her?
Have you been using CCTV to spy on me after my advert?
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no the full shillin
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How? wiz naebuddy supposed tae ken like,
oops, sorry pal, ah thocht a'body kent aboot her.
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Xcotty
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I'm in love with her, whats her phone number?
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no the full shillin
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Ah'm no shair fit the phone nummir is,
but ah think she bides in the lochgelly area,
it's jist her an' her maw in the hoose.
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Xcotty
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Is her Maw, just as good looking Mr Shillin?
I shall catch the next mini convertable to Lochgelly.
Immediately, if not sooner.
Oh pant's, no I won't.
I canny leave the steak pie in the oven. 
I'll head over there ramorra. 
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maria143
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Re: Loving Female wanted. | AllanP wrote: | Female wanted.
Must be able to cook, clean my house, do the laundry and ironing, and wait on me hand and foot.
She must have a good income and be self-supporting.
She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable.
She must be intelligent, be able to converse on a variety of subjects and above all be presentable and preferrably aged between 30 and 40 years old with no ties. Those stipulations could be relaxed slightly though for the right person.
Shooting at the moon? You can bet I am.
But if I don't ask, I'll never find out. |
"Shooting for the moon"...No, just asking for what you want...You were a little delusional right about here.."She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable."
Have you tried the online or the paper...? I have a friend that found her current boyfriend on eharmony or one of them....
Try it...or mail order a bride, I believe it is still being done...
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AllanP
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Re: Loving Female wanted. | maria143 wrote: | | AllanP wrote: | Female wanted.
Must be able to cook, clean my house, do the laundry and ironing, and wait on me hand and foot.
She must have a good income and be self-supporting.
She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable.
She must be intelligent, be able to converse on a variety of subjects and above all be presentable and preferrably aged between 30 and 40 years old with no ties. Those stipulations could be relaxed slightly though for the right person.
Shooting at the moon? You can bet I am.
But if I don't ask, I'll never find out. |
"Shooting for the moon"...No, just asking for what you want...You were a little delusional right about here.."She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable."
Have you tried the online or the paper...? I have a friend that found her current boyfriend on eharmony or one of them....
Try it...or mail order a bride, I believe it is still being done... |
Thanks for the advice. I notice also that you say your location is Florida, which probably has a more relaxed attitude to ours here in Scotland.
The above request of mine was I suppose just a bit of fun in the "wants" column and I'm sure if I advertised this in our local paper I would be refused the advert.
But who knows? Maybe some babe will still drop me a line.
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maria143
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Sweetheart, I know your were having a bit of fun...I was playing with you too.
But if you are looking there are alot of places out there even chat groups and myspace...believe it or not...
I had some men wanting to meet or go have drinks...I have friend that meets with people from myspace.
Try it...or are you playing about that too...?
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Summer_08
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Re: Loving Female wanted. | AllanP wrote: | Female wanted.
Must be able to cook, clean my house, do the laundry and ironing, and wait on me hand and foot.
She must have a good income and be self-supporting.
She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable.
She must be intelligent, be able to converse on a variety of subjects and above all be presentable and preferrably aged between 30 and 40 years old with no ties. Those stipulations could be relaxed slightly though for the right person.
Shooting at the moon? You can bet I am.
But if I don't ask, I'll never find out. |
I was going to offer...but it seems I don't meet the age criteria
Shame 
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no the full shillin
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Still only 21 then, Summer???
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Summer_08
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Haha, don't we all wish that
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maria143
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Summer I stopped at 29...have been since...well there is no need to know....just kidding...
Ok...I can't apply anyway ...I'm two years past the age limit...and I live on the other side of the pond...
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Summer_08
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I think I'm going to stick at 29 as well.
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AllanP
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Okay, I must now review and change my preferences to include the ages of females wanted to 29 - 45 years old due to the sudden influx of those who are declaring themselves to be below my original but flexible requirements.
Over to you girls. I'm waiting!!
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maria143
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Hmmmm...give me a minute I have to remember your other needs in finding a woman...
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no the full shillin
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Someone with a pulse would be good.
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Summer_08
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Aw - sorry....you took too long....I've made other arrangements to be a slave girl to a millionare. 
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maria143
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...Does he need another ... Summer....?
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BoB
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AllanP, if you do find one, ask her if she has a sister
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sandylady
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Hello Boys
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BoB
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OMG! I think I am excited!
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BoB
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WoodsideWullie will have a heart attack!!!!
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AllanP
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| sandylady wrote: | Hello Boys
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But can you cook, clean and look after me?
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sandylady
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Of course I can, But what do I get in return?
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Perisphere
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Re: Loving Female wanted. | maria143 wrote: | | AllanP wrote: | Female wanted.
Must be able to cook, clean my house, do the laundry and ironing, and wait on me hand and foot.
She must have a good income and be self-supporting.
She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable.
She must be intelligent, be able to converse on a variety of subjects and above all be presentable and preferrably aged between 30 and 40 years old with no ties. Those stipulations could be relaxed slightly though for the right person.
Shooting at the moon? You can bet I am.
But if I don't ask, I'll never find out. |
"Shooting for the moon"...No, just asking for what you want...You were a little delusional right about here.."She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable."
Have you tried the online or the paper...? I have a friend that found her current boyfriend on eharmony or one of them....
Try it...or mail order a bride, I believe it is still being done... |
Mail order? Bloody hell, I'm too skint to even rent one, never mind buy one.... 
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AllanP
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| sandylady wrote: | | Of course I can, But what do I get in return? |
Well, apart from doing a job well done and personal satisfaction by you helping me out by being a nice caring person and perhaps by maybe contributing somewhat to this thread.
There are far too many well meaning males and females out who are feeling lonely and who might be helped by the attentions of a caring female or male.
You females are all an inigma to me though, and it's a never ending battle that we guys try throughout our lives to understand without ever managing to do so.
I myself reckon that males are sexually minded (if not active) until aged 70 or even more.
Females are only thinking along those lines until maybe 40 or so.
They then are starting to think about " Isn't about time we decorated the living room, or what shoiuld I get for dinner."
What a pity we are still so divided by wants and needs.
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sandylady
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| AllanP wrote: | | sandylady wrote: | | Of course I can, But what do I get in return? |
Well, apart from doing a job well done and personal satisfaction by you helping me out by being a nice caring person and perhaps by maybe contributing somewhat to this thread.
There are far too many well meaning males and females out who are feeling lonely and who might be helped by the attentions of a caring female or male.
You females are all an inigma to me though, and it's a never ending battle that we guys try throughout our lives to understand without ever managing to do so.
I myself reckon that males are sexually minded (if not active) until aged 70 or even more.
Females are only thinking along those lines until maybe 40 or so.
They then are starting to think about " Isn't about time we decorated the living room, or what shoiuld I get for dinner."
What a pity we are still so divided by wants and needs. |
I'm over 40, my sex drive is still in full working order, sadly I can't find a fella to drive with
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maria143
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| AllanP wrote: | | sandylady wrote: | | Of course I can, But what do I get in return? |
Well, apart from doing a job well done and personal satisfaction by you helping me out by being a nice caring person and perhaps by maybe contributing somewhat to this thread.
There are far too many well meaning males and females out who are feeling lonely and who might be helped by the attentions of a caring female or male.
You females are all an inigma to me though, and it's a never ending battle that we guys try throughout our lives to understand without ever managing to do so.
I myself reckon that males are sexually minded (if not active) until aged 70 or even more.
Females are only thinking along those lines until maybe 40 or so.
They then are starting to think about " Isn't about time we decorated the living room, or what shoiuld I get for dinner."
What a pity we are still so divided by wants and needs. |
Oh you poor man...you wouldn't be able to keep up with me....and I'm over 40 too...
Wait...!...Who told you it ends at 40...?
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AllanP
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| maria143 wrote: | | AllanP wrote: | | sandylady wrote: | | Of course I can, But what do I get in return? |
Well, apart from doing a job well done and personal satisfaction by you helping me out by being a nice caring person and perhaps by maybe contributing somewhat to this thread.
There are far too many well meaning males and females out who are feeling lonely and who might be helped by the attentions of a caring female or male.
You females are all an inigma to me though, and it's a never ending battle that we guys try throughout our lives to understand without ever managing to do so.
I myself reckon that males are sexually minded (if not active) until aged 70 or even more.
Females are only thinking along those lines until maybe 40 or so.
They then are starting to think about " Isn't about time we decorated the living room, or what shoiuld I get for dinner."
What a pity we are still so divided by wants and needs. |
Oh you poor man...you wouldn't be able to keep up with me....and I'm over 40 too...
Wait...!...Who told you it ends at 40...? |
Why do you ask? Surely that is common knowledge.
18 to perhaps the middle 30's is the most common age of females wanting a man for purely a fun time, after that they just want to have a comfortable house where thay can live, a back garden, a dog or a daft cat, and somewhere they can blether with past school friends about that guy they used to run around with.
I may be an old sceptic and a little suspicious, but that is the general impression I get.
Before you ask me though. Yes! I was married once, so maybe I was just unlucky with my marriage, but I have a son and daughter and 3 lovely grandchildren, and although it helps, it still rankles that my ex lost interest in all I've said after the age of 40.
Are there any guys who can relate to this scenario?
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maria143
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| AllanP wrote: | | maria143 wrote: | | AllanP wrote: | | sandylady wrote: | | Of course I can, But what do I get in return? |
Well, apart from doing a job well done and personal satisfaction by you helping me out by being a nice caring person and perhaps by maybe contributing somewhat to this thread.
There are far too many well meaning males and females out who are feeling lonely and who might be helped by the attentions of a caring female or male.
You females are all an inigma to me though, and it's a never ending battle that we guys try throughout our lives to understand without ever managing to do so.
I myself reckon that males are sexually minded (if not active) until aged 70 or even more.
Females are only thinking along those lines until maybe 40 or so.
They then are starting to think about " Isn't about time we decorated the living room, or what shoiuld I get for dinner."
What a pity we are still so divided by wants and needs. |
Oh you poor man...you wouldn't be able to keep up with me....and I'm over 40 too...
Wait...!...Who told you it ends at 40...? |
Why do you ask? Surely that is common knowledge.
18 to perhaps the middle 30's is the most common age of females wanting a man for purely a fun time, after that they just want to have a comfortable house where thay can live, a back garden, a dog or a daft cat, and somewhere they can blether with past school friends about that guy they used to run around with.
I may be an old sceptic and a little suspicious, but that is the general impression I get.
Before you ask me though. Yes! I was married once, so maybe I was just unlucky with my marriage, but I have a son and daughter and 3 lovely grandchildren, and although it helps, it still rankles that my ex lost interest in all I've said after the age of 40.
Are there any guys who can relate to this scenario? |
I don't know any...our group (hanging out, vacation, clubbing)we are starting to have fun now
The cab in Puerto Barbados...
I married at 19...three kids before 26...Marriage didn't work (ok I didn't love him anymore) boybfriend (x) was 19 years so yes there are men out there related to this...I was 26 and he was 45...was with him for eight years.... no complaints...he was yummy...
I just turned 42 and everyone above is over 40 with exception of the kids and two of my friends but they are38 and 39...and my x siter inlaw who 47 (sitting by my sister, she has no glasses on)and has a new boyfriend now...So Allen, there are women out there that stop at 40...
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BoB
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WoW!!!
What you waiting for AllanP?
Lovely lot of ladies there.
What they all doing Saturday night?
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AllanP
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| BoB wrote: | WoW!!!
What you waiting for AllanP?
Lovely lot of ladies there.
What they all doing Saturday night? |
I'm hoping to live to a ripe old age and not being sexed to oblivion.
Wait a minute! Well, maybe I could be tempted.
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maria143
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| AllanP wrote: | | BoB wrote: | WoW!!!
What you waiting for AllanP?
Lovely lot of ladies there.
What they all doing Saturday night? |
I'm hoping to live to a ripe old age and not being sexed to oblivion.
Wait a minute! Well, maybe I could be tempted. |
Your missing the point....Do they look like they do not or want to have sex...? They are 40 and over....with exception of 2 (in one pic)...and there are few there that probably wouldn't ask you your name...
It's not the age....
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AllanP
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| maria143 wrote: | | AllanP wrote: | | BoB wrote: | WoW!!!
What you waiting for AllanP?
Lovely lot of ladies there.
What they all doing Saturday night? |
I'm hoping to live to a ripe old age and not being sexed to oblivion.
Wait a minute! Well, maybe I could be tempted. |
Your missing the point....Do they look like they do not or want to have sex...? They are 40 and over....with exception of 2 (in one pic)...and there are few there that probably wouldn't ask you your name...
It's not the age.... |
As much as I enjoy reading your so enthusiastic temptings Maria, I have to say that the photo's you showed might indicate at least to me anyway that they mostly all belong exclusively to the "18 - 30's" type of people on a fun holiday.
That added to the fact that you appear to live in Florida, suggests that although they are superb specimens of womanhood, they are more likely inclined somehow to want more fun than I could honestly offer.
I am divorced and have two grown up children and three grandchildren.
I married a woman 12 years my junior and it didn't work out sadly.
But thanks for your input anyway, I really appreciate it.
Someone much closer to home in Scotland would be much better.
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BoB
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Hummmm!
Fit age group were you looking for AllanP?
Would you prefer a married divorced woman with a high, low sex drive or one with a good bank balance or one that would just worship the ground you walk on.
The latter may be difficult if not impossible to find!
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maria143
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| AllanP wrote: | | maria143 wrote: | | AllanP wrote: | | BoB wrote: | WoW!!!
What you waiting for AllanP?
Lovely lot of ladies there.
What they all doing Saturday night? |
I'm hoping to live to a ripe old age and not being sexed to oblivion.
Wait a minute! Well, maybe I could be tempted. |
Your missing the point....Do they look like they do not or want to have sex...? They are 40 and over....with exception of 2 (in one pic)...and there are few there that probably wouldn't ask you your name...
It's not the age.... |
As much as I enjoy reading your so enthusiastic temptings Maria, I have to say that the photo's you showed might indicate at least to me anyway that they mostly all belong exclusively to the "18 - 30's" type of people on a fun holiday.
That added to the fact that you appear to live in Florida, suggests that although they are superb specimens of womanhood, they are more likely inclined somehow to want more fun than I could honestly offer.
I am divorced and have two grown up children and three grandchildren.
I married a woman 12 years my junior and it didn't work out sadly.
But thanks for your input anyway, I really appreciate it.
Someone much closer to home in Scotland would be much better. |
You know what your talking about... .... ...
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sandylady
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I just want someone who cares.
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