Alison
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Lie clocksA guy dies and is standing at the Pearly Gates chatting with St Peter when he notices that behind Peter's desk there are loads of clocks.
"What are the clocks for?"
"Ah they are lie clocks"
"This one is still at 12 o'clock - it's Mother Teresa's.......she never told a lie"
"This one is at 12.02.......it's George Washington's clock.....he only ever told two lies."
So the guy looks around studying the clocks and then turns to Peter and says "So does Gordon Brown have a clock?"
"Aye," says Peter, "but God's using it upstairs for a ceiling fan"
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