eloise
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Kerry KatonaWhat a joke !!!!!!
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WACOlives
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What she needs is a GOOD man.......
GET IN THERE SIDNEE 
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Gather round cats and I'll tell you a story, about how to become an all-American boy
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catpurr
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A good boot in the arse is what she needs
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Annie Doll
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| catpurr wrote: | | A good boot in the arse is what she needs |
aye , that's more like it ! 
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Xcotty
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I'll have her if no-one else minds?
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Xcotty
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Looks like no-one else minds then, she's mine, all mine. 
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BoB
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Aye, yeh can have her 
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Xcotty
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Magic, I'm a bit skint, so she can buy me dinner, and get me drunk.
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rickyross3359
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If that freak is buying you dinner bet it will be from Iceland
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WACOlives
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You'd be lucky tae eat onything Costly....
She'd 'av scoffed the lot afore she got back fae Iceland !!
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There's a man walks the streets of London late at night
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Xcotty
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She'd probably scoff all the wine too.
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Summer_08
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I feel sorry for her
When she had the liposuction there was 14 stone of useless fat they should have got rid of - her husband.... 
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Xcotty
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She's got awfy nice brown eyes.
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notatallsure
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..and big bumpy bits!! 
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Xcotty
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Yup, indeed she does Notty.
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notatallsure
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Xcotty
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I like bumpy bits, dinna like creases though, like Camilla's neck.
Her neck looks like a crumpled bin bag. 
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rickyross3359
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Camila suits Charles very well though mmm very deserving of each other. See Kerry has now been fired by Iceland over the snorting of coke. That's another 250,000 she has lost out on. 
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BoB
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| rickyross3359 wrote: | | Camila suits Charles very well though mmm very deserving of each other. |
AYE! Both with the same type of looks
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Xcotty
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If I tried to snort coke, I would drown.
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BoB
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Would give you a very sticky nose
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rickyross3359
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Would you snort it through a 20 pound note though Xcotty.
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Xcotty
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What is this £20 note, you speak of Ricky?
Is that the big purple one, or is that something else entirely?
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rickyross3359
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I think Kerry has experience with big purple ones. 
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Xcotty
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Och, see now, I really want to meet her.
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