notatallsure
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It was upon an October nightThe full moon shone down on the open country side.
"It's a braw bricht moonlight nicht" said Xcotty!
"It is that!" said AntiBarbie!
"Whit date is it?" asked Xcotty.
"The 31st!"
"Geez! &(*(**&&&" said Xcotty, it's Halloween! 
Just then there was an unearthly soundf...Woo Wooo Wooo!
"What the hell is that?! asked Anti"!
"Could be BoB with the wind again!", said Xcotty as he helped himself to another Jaffa cake!
JUst then the door opened....
<<next one carry on the story!>>
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antibarbie
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Nad there stoos no the full shillin in a mankini
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no the full shillin
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He didny ken ye hud been spyin again..................
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eloise
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But was ok about being spotted.......by Wee John who was
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no the full shillin
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Adjusting his kilt, back down below his knees.............
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eloise
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Due to Wee J just having been caught out......
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Wee John
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Daein the unmentionable behind a bush when......
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eloise
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Xcotty and Bob happened along .......
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no the full shillin
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hand in hand, from behind another bush with smiles on their faces..............
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Mad Welshie
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Suddenly BoB drops his fishing tackle
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notatallsure
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Holding only his rod in his hand...
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Mad Welshie
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He asks Xcotty to help him
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no the full shillin
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Reach the parts others have never reached............
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Mad Welshie
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BoB has a windy problem in Xcottys face ....... 
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Wee John
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Which helps Xcotty come tih his senses .........
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Mad Welshie
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In the meanwhile Wee John is trying hard not to laugh
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Wee John
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as Xcotty falls backwards fae the blast fae BoB.....
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Mad Welshie
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Mr Shillin runs to Xcotty side to help fan away the fumes
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Wee John
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but is overcome beh the fumes and collapses...
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Mad Welshie
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Madwelshie happens to be flying around on her broomstick
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Wee John
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and by flying back and forward disperses the intoxicating fumes so that............
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Mad Welshie
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an erie green glow appears on her face. The broomstick starts to suffer from the stench. BoB looks with utter delight on his face. Picks up his fishing rod and goes awhistling leaving a stinky trail behind him
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Mad Welshie
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Meanwhile Lord Stephen drops in to see how the masters of mischief are doing without his wisdom
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eloise
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And makes a massive entrance leaving Alison......
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Mad Welshie
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and Eloise stuck in River City heaven 
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eloise
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Watching old episodes from the good old days while.....
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Mad Welshie
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Xcotty sings a wee tune
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eloise
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Just as Simon Cowell happens along he says to Xcotty.....
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Wee John
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"That's a rare set of pipes you have"...........
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BoB
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".............what do you smoke in them and what is under that kilt.....................?"
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notatallsure
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At thjast, his sporran gave a twitch....
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Mad Welshie
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Out popped a weasel
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WACOlives
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Ello ello said wullie the weasel...
wots occurring 'ere then ??
women wtchin TV . . .men daein dirty things !!
It's time fer a clean up campaign.
Fer starters we can insist on Mad Wifie, Elel, Auntie, lissom Aliso to write 100 lines EVERY day on a subject specified daily by a differnet mannie . . .
You can start it Xcouthy. 
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eloise
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Xcotters declined this brave offer and instead...
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WACOlives
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. . . . BoB stepped in and suggested that . . .
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eloise
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Himself,Xcotty and Wee John should get together and...
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BoB
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Woo tha Ladies, but before they got a chance...........
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Wee John
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No The Fuhl Shillin says "Whars the Rest o' meh cheenge"?
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notatallsure
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"Ah!", saus Eloise, "The doc said the change wid dae me guid!"
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Mad Welshie
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Mr Notatallsure looks up and being not at all sure gives a Eloise a wink.
Waco decides to have wacko moment.
Wee John starts aknocking his knees under his kilt
BoB does a highland jiggle with a fish
Mr Shillin decides to join the mad club
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BoB
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Mad Welshie takes off on her broom stick and fly's around the area shouting unknown phrases in Welsh. BoB takes a gun and..............
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Mad Welshie
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Mad Welshie casts a spell on BoB and BoB turns into a fish
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Xcotty
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Meanwhile in the FTS toilet, Notty had been locked in a cubicle.
The handle had broken off the door, from the inside.
He was shouting for help, when who walks in....... It was.....
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Mad Welshie
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AlanP came in from the horse racing section
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WACOlives
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All Pee(d) and went off tae get intae a row wi . . . . .
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no the full shillin
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Anybody stupid to even listen to what he says...............
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Mad Welshie
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BoB decides to woo everybody with some of his rather fishy card tricks
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no the full shillin
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Which was a novelty in itself,
as everybody thought fish couldn't even hold cards....................
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WACOlives
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But they were wrong . . . . . .
Because Allyson produced her kipper feet . . .first,
and it proceeded to pull ....
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Mad Welshie
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Lord Stephen into the water
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