Guest
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I've been stiff all day!...bloody sore neck! don't ask me to turn round! 
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no the full shillin
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Ah wizny gonny,
but seein' as you brocht it up..........................
Whit's yon ahint ye, NAW, DINNY TURN ROON !!!!!!!!!
AWWWWWWWWW, too late, ye looked.
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Guest
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AARRgh! That's no' funny!! 
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no the full shillin
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WEEl, it's yer ain faut.
Ah telt ye no' tae dae it,
but did ye lissin.........NAW !!!! 
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Lord Blackadder
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Stiff neck ... stiff back ... stiff arse ......... take the bloody broom out of your backside and you'll feel MUCH better!!! 
Son of Woody is a fount of information!!! 
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Mad Welshie
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Have a massage that will help ya abit. 
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Sidsnotwasere
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| Mad Welshie wrote: | | Have a massage that will help ya abit. |
Excuse me but i'm a reporter for the News of the World,can you elaborate a little bit more,thank you.
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Mad Welshie
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I will not
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Lord Blackadder
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Come on Welshie ... tell us more. What is involved in this "massage" you're suggesting? Do you give a full service! How much do you charge? People want to know! 
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Mad Welshie
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 I dont give full service, so there. I will only say this I attended a college course on sports massage.
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WACOlives
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Dinna waste the skill..Ah'm told you can earn 100 guineas an hour !! 
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Sidsnotwasere
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| WACOlives wrote: | | Dinna waste the skill..Ah'm told you can earn 100 guineas an hour !! |
Aye but that's only if you come from Papua........
I'll fetch ma jaikit.
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Lord Blackadder
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| Quote: | | Quote: | WACOlives wrote:
Dinna waste the skill..Ah'm told you can earn 100 guineas an hour !! |
Sidsnotwashere replied:
Aye but that's only if you come from Papua........ |
Latest news just in ... Papua changes it's currency overnight ... based on the rumour Mad Welshie was about set up a massage parlour ... and will be bringing the FTS posters as here core clientele!!!
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Mad Welshie
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | | Quote: | | Quote: | WACOlives wrote:
Dinna waste the skill..Ah'm told you can earn 100 guineas an hour !! |
Sidsnotwashere replied:
Aye but that's only if you come from Papua........ |
Latest news just in ... Papua changes it's currency overnight ... based on the rumour Mad Welshie was about set up a massage parlour ... and will be bringing the FTS posters as here core clientele!!!
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Xcotty
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I was like that yesterday Woodaroo, but it wasn't my neck.
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WACOlives
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SNAP !! Me as weel Xcotty....must be the warm weather .
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Lord Blackadder
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Or you're both just a pair of rutting alleycats!!!
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HOOTINANNY
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | | Or you're both just a pair of rutting alleycats!!! |
maybe you're both in heat
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Xcotty
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Hello Hoot's, nice to see you posting.
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Lord Blackadder
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So Hootersninny pipes up at last, eh??? We'll soon get this one sorted out!!!
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HOOTINANNY
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Hootersninny?????? Sort ME out?????
And how do you intend to do that, Mr BA? 
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WACOlives
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Be firm Lord Whiplasher
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Lord Blackadder
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Maybe a spell in my dungeons with the Torturer would be all she needs!
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HOOTINANNY
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Or maybe a long spell away fi you would lit mi git settled oan this board.
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