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Hello HOOTINANNYHello HOOTINANNY,
Come in if your feet is cleen and say hello! 
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Lord Blackadder
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| Quote: | | Come in if your feet is cleen and say hello! |
Come in if your feet ARE CLEAN and say hello!!! 
Must I constantly upbraid you peasants for being so .... peasantish?? 
Oh yeah ... hi hooteninny. Or do we call you "ninny" or "hooters" or somesuch??? 
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Xcotty
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Stop scaring the new posters Lordy B.
Welcome to the board Hoot's, hope you enjoy yourself here.
Did you know there is a pub in Inverness named after you?
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sissy
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Welcome Hootinanny. 
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Sidsnotwasere
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Yo Hoots.
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Lord Blackadder
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No answer so far .......... maybe he/she doesn't give a hoot???
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Carol
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welcome Hoots 
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Mad Welshie
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| Lord Blackadder wrote: | | No answer so far .......... maybe he/she doesn't give a hoot??? |
Maybe you scared them of with your likeness scarecrow 
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HOOTINANNY
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Okay, I'm here! Sorry, I had a  !!!!
btw - Lemsip works!!!
Hi everybody. Now let's get down to business.
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WACOlives
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Woooooooo...theres a promise !
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HOOTINANNY
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YOUR chances would be a fine thing? 
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Guest
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Hello Hootinanny! Nice to see you here! 
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Lord Blackadder
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Nice???
We may all live to regret it!!!
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HOOTINANNY
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Hi people,I'm back. I got a we bit lost for a while, that's why they call me the little lost girl. However, I would like to say a big thankyou to you all for welcomeing me into your homes. 
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Lord Blackadder
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Little lost girl, eh?
And you didn't stay lost because .... ????????
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eloise
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| HOOTINANNY wrote: | | Hi people,I'm back. I got a we bit lost for a while, that's why they call me the little lost girl. However, I would like to say a big thankyou to you all for welcomeing me into your homes. |
Welcome back,sorry to hear you were poorlysick, hope you are all better
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Lord Blackadder
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| Quote: | | sorry to hear you were poorlysick |
Huh??? 
Where does Little Miss Lost say that??? 
Bloody hell, El ... are you a mindreader now????
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eloise
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| HOOTINANNY wrote: | Okay, I'm here! Sorry, I had a !!!!
btw - Lemsip works!!!
Hi everybody. Now let's get down to business. |
She says it here ??????
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Sidsnotwasere
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Hoots,has BA asked you to take his hand in marriage yet?
He's a fast worker is that man. 
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eloise
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| Sidsnotwasere wrote: | Hoots,has BA asked you to take his hand in marriage yet?
He's a fast worker is that man. |
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Lord Blackadder
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| Quote: | | She says it here ?????? |
Yeah ... on the 16th. TWO weeks ago!!
Nitwits! You're all nitwits!!! 
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WACOlives
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Not nitwits Lord Fastpicker...
Us plebs are just a wee bit slower than thou !
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So Sergeant Pepper took you by surprise
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Lord Blackadder
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| Quote: | | Us plebs are just a wee bit slower than thou |
Oh no, you're not!
You're all MUCH slower than I!!
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HOOTINANNY
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yi canny git much slower than me B.A. yi auld git. If ah went any slower I would come ti a standstill
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WACOlives
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You jist hud on in at yer ain pace Hooti...
We all slow doon....eventually
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When I get old and losing my mind
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Lord Blackadder
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Please Whacko .... don't encourage the daft old bint. She's every bit as crazy as El and Wel ... and the rest of the fems on the board!
Now just to let you know ... I am NOT a misogynist. I love and respect women ... as long as they earn that respect! Trouble is, they stop being women and turn into our mad old grandmothers way too soon!!!
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HOOTINANNY
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I don't need encouragement BA, unless it's Dutch courage but then who would be the grandad?
No that's not an invitation, I am just pointing out that men become grandads way, way before their time 
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Silverfox
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... and long before women turn into grandmothers. We don't have time to grow old - we're too busy looking after the lazy buggers.
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Lord Blackadder
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Well, going by you two .... it's much too late for you already!
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