Mad Welshie
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Groan> Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to
> know each other so well, they decided to get married.
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> One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
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> The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom
> broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
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> After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over
> and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little
> whisk broom!'
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> 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
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> Are you ready for this?
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> 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
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