Sidsnotwasere
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Dick.Guy in a bar watching a darts match goes to the toilet only to find when he returns that someone drank his beer. Same happens with his next beer when he goes to the toilet.
When he needs to go again he takes out a visiting card and writes on the back of it " Don't drink this beer. I put my Dick in it" and props the card against his glass and heads for the toilet.
When he returns his glass is empty again and on the card was written, " Drank your beer. Couldn't find your Dick."
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