Wee John
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Collecting unemploymentI have a friend who's collecting unemployment insurance.
This guy has never worked so hard in his life as he has to to keep this thing going.
He's down there every week, waiting in the line and getting interviews and making up all these lies about looking for jobs.
If they had any idea of the effort and energy that he is expending to avoid work, I'm sure they'd give him a raise.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
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