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| Xcotty |
Attention All Posters.I have just been reading the funniest exchange on a forum, I've ever seen.The two posters, I'm about to mention, will hate me now. But I have to draw everyones attention to their banter. Just look at the last three pages, of the games, in the games section. Lordy B, and Miss W, have the funniest disagreements, I have ever seen. You have to look at every game to see it though. I promise you all, if it doesn't make you laugh out loud, I'll eat my head. To Blackadder, and Mad Welshie. You may not think it, but you make a bloody good comedy double act. I promise, I'm not being offensive, it's just brilliant. I was a tad miserable tonight, until I looked at the games section. All I can say is thank you both, now I'm ducking for cover. 
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| Lord Blackadder |
Nonsense!!! I've always hated you!!! 
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| Perisphere |
Gaun yersel'. Impress me. Be offensive!
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| Lord Blackadder |
And I'm NEVER offensive to anyone ...... so there!!! 
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| WACOlives |
heres an odd one...
Lord Plankslapper, your last post shows 5.55pm.... I'm here live and it's only 5.32pm ???? You can't be THAT much advanced on us normal mortals !! 
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| Xcotty |
Thats not what you said the other night Darling.
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| Lord Blackadder |
Liar!!!  
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| Bluemoon |
Didn't realise you were sheepish BA? 
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| Lord Blackadder |
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| BoB |
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| BoB |
Now Blockaders that is very rude to a fellow poster.
I hope you can't pay your capital gains tax
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| Lord Blackadder |
I repeat ....
And that's to ALL of you!!!
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| Xcotty |
You appear to have shrunk My Lord? 
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| Lord Blackadder |
That's not me you eejit!! That's my cousin, Dr PDQ Blackadder's kid. He's five ... and I taught him all he knows!!!
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| Guest |
He'll not know much then....
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| Bluemoon |
Aye we heard you the first time !!
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| Lord Blackadder |
And would you care to have me repeat it???? 
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| WACOlives |
Repeat what ? | ||||
| eloise |
Yeah did someone say something ??
Still can't make out any sound, and my hearing is excellent
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| Lord Blackadder |
Oh keep it up ... you're only drawing attention to yourselves, and therefore will be easy to round up when the day comes for your removal ... after I take over and run this forum the way it needs to be run!!!
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| Xcotty |
I'll sell it to you, for a tidy sum Lordy B.
(Don't worry folks, I is pulling his leg) |
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| Lord Blackadder |
I wouldn't buy it in its present condition! Too many non-posters posing as members!!!
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| Mad Welshie |
Thank you Xcotty for the wee compliment, I dont hate you and never have. 
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| HOOTINANNY |
Bit of a back-handed compliment, if you ask me, Mad Welshie. You must be easy pleased! Are you sure you don't hate him??
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| Mad Welshie |
Never have, a good friend to be found in Xcotty 
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| eloise |
Here, here I'll second third fourth and fifth that one a TRUE Gentle man xxxx Love him to bits he is my mate xxxxx |
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| Mad Welshie |
He is also my mate and I hope to god that stays the way 
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| Guest |
Can't stand him myself..........
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| Lord Blackadder |
The Posters Friend ....
What a friend we have in Xcotty, all our sins and griefs to bear! What a privilege to carry everything to Xcotty in prayer! O what peace we often forfeit, O what needless pain we bear, All because we do not carry everything to Xcotty in prayer. Have we trials and temptations? Is there trouble anywhere? We should never be discouraged; take it to Xcotty in prayer. Can we find a friend so faithful who will all our sorrows share? Xcotty knows our every weakness; take it to Xcotty in prayer. Are we weak and heavy laden, cumbered with a load of care? Precious Xcotty, still our refuge, take it to Xcotty in prayer. Do other posters despise, forsake you? Take it to Xcotty in prayer! In His arms He’ll take and shield you; you will find a solace there. Blessed Xcotty, Thou hast promised Thou wilt all our burdens bear May we ever, Xcotty, be bringing all to Thee in earnest prayer. Soon in glory bright unclouded there will be no need for prayer Rapture, praise and endless worship will be our sweet postings there. Well, no' me .... he gies me the boak!!!! 
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| BoB |
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| Mad Welshie |
Oh BoB has a sense of humour
Cheer up Lord Blackanger, maybe someone will write a wee poem about you 
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| Lord Blackadder |
Just how insane are you, Welshie? On a score of 1 to 10??? That "wee poem" is the children's song "What a friend we have in Jesus" ... which I adapted to fit Xcotty. No-one else wrote it for me to pinch it from. I did it! Me alone, by myself. Where did you not pick that up? I'm seriously beginning to question the "wisdom" of letting you near a computer, never mind being online!
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| Mad Welshie |
My Physcharist tells me that if I behaved myself that I could come and have some fun on FTS. I have behaved myself .
I am just a little mad but others tell me that I am normal than some people.
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| Lord Blackadder |
Are we to infer from the above that English is not your first language?? It would certainly explain a great deal ... though not all!
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| Mad Welshie |
It seems to have escaped Mr BA again that I am come out from Wales. My first language therefore is welsh and not English.
Yes to put it into plain English for Blackadder s notice - I am mad. Plain enough Blackudder
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| Lord Blackadder |
Get your money back! You were robbed and taught gibberish!!!
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| Xcotty |
Some very nice things said on this thread, thanks for that.
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| Mad Welshie |
Never
If I talk so much rubbish then will Ma Lord be kind enough to teach me the Queens English  
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| Lord Blackadder |
Very well. The Queen is English. Here endeth the the lesson. That'll be £25.00 thank you!!!
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| Mad Welshie |
Wow that was very short and not very interesting 
I don't do pounds but Euro s instead.
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| Lord Blackadder |
Fair enough.
That'll be 26.58 Euros please, according to this morning's exchange rate on the Dow-Jones. A cheque will be fine! 
For interesting ... I charge a whole lot more!!!
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| Sidsnotwasere |
Methinks yon Xcotty fella is a bit of a ladies man. |
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| Lord Blackadder |
I'm going to compile a list of people who do not know Xcotty.
Heading that list will be ... Mad Welshie Eloise Sidsnotwashere .... and I'm expecting some more later ...
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| Mad Welshie |
I know Xcotty thank you Mr Madadder.
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| Xcotty |
I've been kicking around forums for 3 years, maybe more.
I'd be surprised if I hadn't been noticed by a few folk by now.
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| Lord Blackadder |
Ah ... but they only THINK they know you, Xcotty!!!
Being noticed isn't the same as knowing, now is it? Neither is 'knowing of', actually a replacement for 'knowing'. Even had any of these people met you in the flesh ... or been out with you for a drink or a meal, cannot constitute really 'knowing' you. In fact ... no-one 'knows' you better than you do ... and sometimes, even you do not 'know' you. I recommend you read "Knots" by the famous Glasgow psychiatrist, RD Laing. My mother was a student of his. |
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| Mad Welshie |
I thought you had been on the BBC boards since 2004/2005? |
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| Xcotty |
I'm not sure Miss M, it's been a while right enough?
I wasn't always Xcotty to begin with, I used to be Aprilfool1. I know I was on the original Scotchat, long before it closed down. But I didn't really post much, till I changed my name. I've been on a hell of a lot of boards since then, including the Irish one, you put me onto. Man, that was a horrendous board, what a strange lot were on that one. I say it was Irish, but it was run by an Irish guy was it? I was also on Freelands for a long time, chatting up Ivor, do you remember that pain in the arse? Chatting up, might be the wrong term to use. But because he hated everyone, and everything, I thought I would cheer him up, by pretending to fancy him, then knock him out, by telling him I was a bloke. Oh how he laughed.
I've cut right down on boards though, dinna have the time to pester everyone.
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| Guest |
(Except us!)
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| Xcotty |
You are stuck with me Mr Woodaroo.
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| Guest |
I'll speak tae slackbladder!
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| Xcotty |
Someone has to.
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| Lord Blackadder |
My wallet is open for business, gentlemen ... and I use that word very loosely ... but like my patience ... my funds are not infinite!
How much for the site? And do I have to take Mad Welshie with it? Or can I throw her overboard so the sharks can "play" with her???
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| Mad Welshie |
Oh good I get some new playmates.
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| Mad Welshie |
That Irish board was indeed horrible. Yes it was run by an Irish guy that had got banned from the BBC Irish forum
You did a good job of winding him up though.
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| Xcotty |
Is that board still going?
It's a wonder his ip, hasn't been banned from every forum database in the world. What a flipping eejit he was, and notice how he always picked on women. Some of you might remember him as darkestnightmares, on the BBC boards. Numptyism personified. I miss him.
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| Mad Welshie |
Darkestnightmares was one of the many disguises he used.
His new name is CarTsar.
He is very racist and dangerous person. I have not been on that board in the last couple of years.
Its still going, but there another one Enter at own risk |
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| Lord Blackadder |
Never been on the BBC boards .... I'm still relatively new at this stuff.
But if you wanna see a really horrible site you should NEVER join ... look at this ... http://www.realcraigmillar.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=3 ... then run away! You'd need a strong stomach to deal with that lot!!! |
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| eloise |
Seriously I think we should send BA on there as our "Champion", he could sort him out,(I mean this BA) would love to see a bully like that sorted out once and for all, the trouble with messageboards is that it is easy to hide behind a name.Personally I am what I am, like me or not. |
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| Perisphere |
I noticed 'Postman Pete' is on that 'RealCraigMillar' forum. He was briefly on FTS Mk II IIRC.
Here's another humdinger for you all: it's the Vanguard News Network. Their slogan: 'No Jews. Just right.' |
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| Mad Welshie |
What a horrible place that looks.
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| WACOlives |
I agree Welshie....one look is enough !
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Something in the way she looks |
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| eloise |
I didn't bother to look, I'll take your word for it, there are some strange people out there...............
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| Xcotty |
I'm not being funny, but even our Blackadder would be out of his depth on the board MW, links to.
I wouldn't wish a board like that on my worst enemy. I posted some very scathing remarks, as it's such a sick board. Then couldn't stomach, any of the hellish jokes, and left. |
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| Mad Welshie |
I dont blame you for not returning. Its a very sad place full of WuM's
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| Lord Blackadder |
I wouldn't go on ANY Forums like these stupidly racist, nasty and malevolent boards!
I have a low tolerance for idiots of any kind!
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