Wee John
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A bull to serviceEvery now and then you run into somebody who thinks that if a remedy helped an animal it could certainly help him.
That is the case with the rancher who needs a bull to service his
cows and borrows money from the bank to buy one.
The banker who lent the money stops by a week later to see how his
investment is doing.
The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't even
look at the cows.
The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.
The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped.
"Well," says the farmer, "that bull serviced all my cows, broke
through the fence and serviced all my neighbor's cows."
"Wow," says the banker, "what did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills," replies the farmer.
"What kind of pills?" asks the banker.
"I don't know," says the farmer, "but they sort of taste like
peppermint."
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