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Wee John
The Copper Piper


Joined: 18 May 2009
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Location: Near Rochester NY USA

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:05 am    Post subject: THE POTTY Reply with quote

THE POTTY

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET..
HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP.  
THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.  

BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE.

BILLY SAYS:  "I'M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE 'DOODY' YET."

MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES.
BUT,  BILLY,  WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"

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.BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."






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Mad Welshie
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Location: Posting from a secure place... In HOLLAND ----->>>> according to BoB

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

 
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Xcotty
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

     



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