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Sidsnotwasere · Joined: 24 Jan 2008 Posts: 705

Was on the main Yahoo page yesterday claiming that he would hope to come back sometimes in the future after having his body put into a frozen state for an number of years (embryonic) state i think.

Here's a poser for you all,if you had the chance to do likewise,what year would you like to come back in?

Just think about it,if i was to come back (sorry folks)

in say 500 years from now,life would be totally transformed,no more colds,no more toothache,our jaws are apparently getting smaller,earth would probably have survived a nuclear war,most likely between India and Pakistan,though the earth's crust may not withstand the velocity as there is a huge faultline between both countries which may not withstand any nuclear war causing a possible shift in the earth's axis.

Many parts of the earth would also be covered in water,no Florida,no New Orleans,many parts of England and Wales also gone forever.

Obviously,it would feel strange coming back because all your family will be dead and gone,who would know you?

I can also envisage the first question that Woody would say."Have Hibs won the Scottish Cup yet."

What year would you like to come back in?

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Lord Blackadder · Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Posts: 2953

It's strange Simon Cowell saying he wants to be frozen. He leaves me very cold at thought of him staying warm very much longer!!!

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Sidsnotwasere · Joined: 24 Jan 2008 Posts: 705

Would'nt it be ironic if for talking sake in say 200 years time,the 3 medical boffins are about to unleash him back into society,and one of them says."Lets take a vote on it."

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Lord Blackadder · Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Posts: 2953

Will one of them be descended from LouLou Walsh???

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Sindygirl · Joined: 15 Feb 2008 Posts: 74

Our jaws are getting smaller?

Tell me more.

Sidsnotwasere · Joined: 24 Jan 2008 Posts: 705

In years to come,meat will be a thing of the past.

What astronauts take to eat when they are flying around will be what we'll be eating centuries from now.

Btw,you never replied tae yon post i sent you,wassup?
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Xcotty · Admin Joined: 14 Jul 2008 Posts: 1377 Location: Highlands

I wouldn't do it at all young Sidney, feck that for a hobby.

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BoB · Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:05 pm Post subject:

SC has his head screwed on the right way.

Just a pity I couldn't screw it off again

Guest · Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:22 pm Post subject:

I'm still trying to work out the connection of this thread with Scotland!

BoB · Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:36 pm Post subject:

Me too!

Lord Blackadder · Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Posts: 2953

He extravagantly claims he's one quarter Scottish ... when his back's against the wall!

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rickyross3359 · Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:51 am Post subject:

If Simon Cowell is even a quarter Scottish my grannie is an page three girl!

Lord Blackadder · Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Posts: 2953

And if your granny is a page three "girl" ... you haven't been born yet ... and rickyross3359 is an imaginary person ....

In which case ... why the feck am I writing to myself???

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Mad Welshie · Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:49 pm Post subject:

Because you are deemed as mad person

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Lord Blackadder · Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Posts: 2953

Compared to you lot on this forum ... I am the very model of reason, logic and rationality.

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Mad Welshie · Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:09 pm Post subject:

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