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AllanP
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 Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:10 pm Post subject: Loving Female wanted. |
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Female wanted.
Must be able to cook, clean my house, do the laundry and ironing, and wait on me hand and foot.
She must have a good income and be self-supporting.
She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable.
She must be intelligent, be able to converse on a variety of subjects and above all be presentable and preferrably aged between 30 and 40 years old with no ties. Those stipulations could be relaxed slightly though for the right person.
Shooting at the moon? You can bet I am.
But if I don't ask, I'll never find out.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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Good luck AllanP, they are very rare item as you have asked for. 
If you find a spare let them know of me please 
Sex goddess that will tend to my every need and have lots of money to spoil me rotten 
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| Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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]Here's wan fur ye BoB son.
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Xcotty
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| Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:20 pm Post subject: |
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I want a shot too BoB. 
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AllanP
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| Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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I asked first! :sign10:
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Haud oan a wee meenit, ther's plenty tae go roon, dinny be goin fechtin amongst yersels noo lads.
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| no the full shillin wrote: | Haud oan a wee meenit, ther's plenty tae go roon, dinny be goin fechtin amongst yersels noo lads.
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Oh my gawd, how did you find out about her?
Have you been using CCTV to spy on me after my advert?
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How? wiz naebuddy supposed tae ken like,
oops, sorry pal, ah thocht a'body kent aboot her.
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I'm in love with her, whats her phone number?
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Ah'm no shair fit the phone nummir is,
but ah think she bides in the lochgelly area,
it's jist her an' her maw in the hoose.
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Is her Maw, just as good looking Mr Shillin?
I shall catch the next mini convertable to Lochgelly.
Immediately, if not sooner.
Oh pant's, no I won't.
I canny leave the steak pie in the oven. 
I'll head over there ramorra. 
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:41 pm Post subject: Re: Loving Female wanted. |
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| AllanP wrote: | Female wanted.
Must be able to cook, clean my house, do the laundry and ironing, and wait on me hand and foot.
She must have a good income and be self-supporting.
She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable.
She must be intelligent, be able to converse on a variety of subjects and above all be presentable and preferrably aged between 30 and 40 years old with no ties. Those stipulations could be relaxed slightly though for the right person.
Shooting at the moon? You can bet I am.
But if I don't ask, I'll never find out. |
"Shooting for the moon"...No, just asking for what you want...You were a little delusional right about here.."She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable."
Have you tried the online or the paper...? I have a friend that found her current boyfriend on eharmony or one of them....
Try it...or mail order a bride, I believe it is still being done...
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AllanP
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:28 pm Post subject: Re: Loving Female wanted. |
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| maria143 wrote: | | AllanP wrote: | Female wanted.
Must be able to cook, clean my house, do the laundry and ironing, and wait on me hand and foot.
She must have a good income and be self-supporting.
She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable.
She must be intelligent, be able to converse on a variety of subjects and above all be presentable and preferrably aged between 30 and 40 years old with no ties. Those stipulations could be relaxed slightly though for the right person.
Shooting at the moon? You can bet I am.
But if I don't ask, I'll never find out. |
"Shooting for the moon"...No, just asking for what you want...You were a little delusional right about here.."She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable."
Have you tried the online or the paper...? I have a friend that found her current boyfriend on eharmony or one of them....
Try it...or mail order a bride, I believe it is still being done... |
Thanks for the advice. I notice also that you say your location is Florida, which probably has a more relaxed attitude to ours here in Scotland.
The above request of mine was I suppose just a bit of fun in the "wants" column and I'm sure if I advertised this in our local paper I would be refused the advert.
But who knows? Maybe some babe will still drop me a line.
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Sweetheart, I know your were having a bit of fun...I was playing with you too.
But if you are looking there are alot of places out there even chat groups and myspace...believe it or not...
I had some men wanting to meet or go have drinks...I have friend that meets with people from myspace.
Try it...or are you playing about that too...?
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| Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:17 am Post subject: Re: Loving Female wanted. |
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| AllanP wrote: | Female wanted.
Must be able to cook, clean my house, do the laundry and ironing, and wait on me hand and foot.
She must have a good income and be self-supporting.
She must also have the same interests as I do, although she would be allowed to have her own interests too as I'm not looking for a slave, although that scenario would be acceptable.
She must be intelligent, be able to converse on a variety of subjects and above all be presentable and preferrably aged between 30 and 40 years old with no ties. Those stipulations could be relaxed slightly though for the right person.
Shooting at the moon? You can bet I am.
But if I don't ask, I'll never find out. |
I was going to offer...but it seems I don't meet the age criteria
Shame 
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Still only 21 then, Summer???
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Haha, don't we all wish that
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Summer I stopped at 29...have been since...well there is no need to know....just kidding...
Ok...I can't apply anyway ...I'm two years past the age limit...and I live on the other side of the pond...
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I think I'm going to stick at 29 as well.
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Okay, I must now review and change my preferences to include the ages of females wanted to 29 - 45 years old due to the sudden influx of those who are declaring themselves to be below my original but flexible requirements.
Over to you girls. I'm waiting!!
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Hmmmm...give me a minute I have to remember your other needs in finding a woman...
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Someone with a pulse would be good.
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Aw - sorry....you took too long....I've made other arrangements to be a slave girl to a millionare. 
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...Does he need another ... Summer....?
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