It was upon an October night

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notatallsure · Joined: 07 Aug 2009 Posts: 202 Location: A place near you

The full moon shone down on the open country side.
"It's a braw bricht moonlight nicht" said Xcotty!
"It is that!" said AntiBarbie!
"Whit date is it?" asked Xcotty.
"The 31st!"
"Geez! &(*(**&&&" said Xcotty, it's Halloween!

Just then there was an unearthly soundf...Woo Wooo Wooo!
"What the hell is that?! asked Anti"!
"Could be BoB with the wind again!", said Xcotty as he helped himself to another Jaffa cake!
JUst then the door opened....

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antibarbie · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:39 am Post subject:

Nad there stoos no the full shillin in a mankini
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no the full shillin · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:14 pm Post subject:

He didny ken ye hud been spyin again..................
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eloise · Joined: 21 Jan 2009 Posts: 3491

But was ok about being spotted.......by Wee John who was
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no the full shillin · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:36 pm Post subject:

Adjusting his kilt, back down below his knees.............
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eloise · Joined: 21 Jan 2009 Posts: 3491

Due to Wee J just having been caught out......
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Can't read my poker face........

Wee John · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:07 pm Post subject:

Daein the unmentionable behind a bush when......
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Yir nivir to auld tae learn! Wee John. ;

eloise · Joined: 21 Jan 2009 Posts: 3491

Xcotty and Bob happened along .......
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Can't read my poker face........

no the full shillin · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:18 pm Post subject:

hand in hand, from behind another bush with smiles on their faces..............
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Mad Welshie · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:18 pm Post subject:

Suddenly BoB drops his fishing tackle
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notatallsure · Joined: 07 Aug 2009 Posts: 202 Location: A place near you

Holding only his rod in his hand...

Mad Welshie · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:24 pm Post subject:

He asks Xcotty to help him
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no the full shillin · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:38 pm Post subject:

Reach the parts others have never reached............
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Mad Welshie · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:41 pm Post subject:

BoB has a windy problem in Xcottys face .......

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Wee John · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:11 pm Post subject:

Which helps Xcotty come tih his senses .........
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Yir nivir to auld tae learn! Wee John. ;

Mad Welshie · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:13 pm Post subject:

In the meanwhile Wee John is trying hard not to laugh
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Wee John · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:18 pm Post subject:

as Xcotty falls backwards fae the blast fae BoB.....
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Mad Welshie · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:22 pm Post subject:

Mr Shillin runs to Xcotty side to help fan away the fumes
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Wee John · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:21 am Post subject:

but is overcome beh the fumes and collapses...
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Mad Welshie · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:32 pm Post subject:

Madwelshie happens to be flying around on her broomstick
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Wee John · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:06 pm Post subject:

and by flying back and forward disperses the intoxicating fumes so that............
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Mad Welshie · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:20 pm Post subject:

an erie green glow appears on her face. The broomstick starts to suffer from the stench. BoB looks with utter delight on his face. Picks up his fishing rod and goes awhistling leaving a stinky trail behind him
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Mad Welshie · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:41 pm Post subject:

Meanwhile Lord Stephen drops in to see how the masters of mischief are doing without his wisdom
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eloise · Joined: 21 Jan 2009 Posts: 3491

And makes a massive entrance leaving Alison......
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Can't read my poker face........

Mad Welshie · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:47 pm Post subject:

and Eloise stuck in River City heaven

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eloise · Joined: 21 Jan 2009 Posts: 3491

Watching old episodes from the good old days while.....
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Can't read my poker face........

Mad Welshie · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:01 pm Post subject:

Xcotty sings a wee tune
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eloise · Joined: 21 Jan 2009 Posts: 3491

Just as Simon Cowell happens along he says to Xcotty.....
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Wee John · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:36 pm Post subject:

"That's a rare set of pipes you have"...........
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BoB · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:09 pm Post subject:

".............what do you smoke in them and what is under that kilt.....................?"