no the full shillin
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 Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:28 pm Post subject: HAIRY ASS !!! |
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A man is driving in the middle of nowhere and his car breaks down.
After waiting a while, a farmer comes along and asks what the problem
is. Discovering what the problem is, the farmer offers his home to the
lawyer to stay for the night.
Later that night, the man is asleep, and the farmer's wife comes in
his room and wants to have sex with him. The man says, "No, you're
husband will wake up and catch us." The wife replies, "My husband is
a heavy sleeper he won't wake up, I promise." To prove it, she takes
the man into her room where her husband is butt-naked and tells
him to pull one of the hairs on his ass. The man does it and the
farmer doesn't wake up.
Then they go back to the room and have sex. About 2 hours later, the
wife comes back and wants more. The man says once again "You're
husband will wake up and catch us." The wife says, "I already told you,
he's a heavy sleeper. So she takes him in her room again and he pulls
another hair on the farmer's ass and still the farmer does not wake up.
So they go have sex again.
It's almost sunrise and the wife comes back again and wants to do it
one more time before her husband wakes up. The man says, "It's
almost sunrise, he's about to wake up." The wife says "Let me show you
one more time that my husband is a heavy sleeper." So they go back to
her room and he pulls a hair on the farmer's ass.
Just then, the farmer turns around, looks at him and says:
"You can f**k my wife as many times as you want, ......
Just don't use my ass as a scoreboard."
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