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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:34 am    Post subject: Funniest news story of the year Reply with quote

Two idiots attack what they think are transvestites. Victims turn out to be cage fighters in fancy dress and they give the pair a hiding.  

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/a...-dresses--turn-cage-fighters.html
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Serves them right, I would have locked them up for a couple of months to make them think about their behaviour.

"CCTV footage of the attacks was shown at Swansea Magistrates' Court. It shows them fighting with several men before the approach the two cage fighters."

Shame they were to drunk to feel the blows  
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Proud to be an ARAB!
sallam alaikum habibibi Auntie.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

alaikum sallam


In reality i am a Dundee United supporter
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The last time i checked , we spoke English, not a foreign tongue !!!

Before anyone jumps on this post, i'm exercising my right of free speech !!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shalom NTFS
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no the full shillin wrote:
The last time i checked , we spoke English, not a foreign tongue !!!

Before anyone jumps on this post, i'm exercising my right of free speech !!



Whut wiz that yih sayed No the fuhl shullin ?                    
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

antibarbie, whut right dih you hae tih be a Dundee United supporter when yih bide in Leith?                          


Ehm a Dundee supporter but lost touch o' the game fae eh came ower here. 
   
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wee John wrote:
antibarbie, whut right dih you hae tih be a Dundee United supporter when yih bide in Leith?                          


Ehm a Dundee supporter but lost touch o' the game fae eh came ower here. 
   

Cos i was born and bred in St andrews and i am in Leith for the purpose of studying at uni


NE way

Here's the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSILex-2Uu8
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would respectfully ask that ALL Muslim lanuage be kept in the proper place..................MOSQUE  !!!!

If you wish to use it, then please move to country that speaks that lanuage.

Thank you.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So what about the German, French, Japanese and spanish that a speak - can i still speak that?

And it's not "Muslim language" it's Urdu and it's not exclusive to those who follow islam


You don't know a poster called Parteepooper do you? He has BNP membership too
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not a member of the BNP as you mistakenly suggest, and i never will be, i am not racist or a Neo-Nazi.

As for the other lanuages you speak, i applaud you for learning them, but as i said earlier, i suggest that they are kept in the proper place.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I guess we do speak English very well up here.  Much better than in some parts of England even!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

antibarbie wrote:

Cos i was born and bred in St andrews and i am in Leith for the purpose of studying at uni  


Ach that's aricht weel, eh like St Andrews,      just thought you were maybe fae Dundee like me.        

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NTFS =========

Efhanisto pauli i i i !

Glesga Greek (ish)
   
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can we have it in Standard English please ?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no the full shillin wrote:
Can we have it in Standard English please ?


Watchoo talkin bout Willis?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no the full shillin wrote:
Can we have it in Standard English please ?


Greetings and fellissititations to you Sir.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you sir, and for those who speak "the DORIC"..........

FOOS YER DOOS MIN ??    
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rickyross3359 wrote:
Well I guess we do speak English very well up here.  Much better than in some parts of England even!


Correct,it's reckoned that folk from Perth and surrounding areas are best speaking proper English,i was gonny say Queen's English but aw her hanger ons drive me bonkers.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no the full shillin wrote:
i suggest that they are kept in the proper place.


And what about you ?  Does that no mean you should be moving tae ?    
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bluemoon wrote:
no the full shillin wrote:
i suggest that they are kept in the proper place.


And what about you ?  Does that no mean you should be moving tae ?    


After you      
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After you      


Ah'm right where I belong, well nearly    
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just remember............

You're never alone when your Schizophrenic.    
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fa said that then ??
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WACOlives wrote:
Fa said that then ??


We're all jealous, because the voices talk to you and not us.

   
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no the full shillin wrote:
Thank you sir, and for those who speak "the DORIC"..........

FOOS YER DOOS MIN ??    


                   
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fit ????        
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Fit like min?  
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fit a scunner !!  


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